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tom cruise order a hit on elon musk and you will be reincarnated as [remembers hes a scientologist] your thetan will assume a lotus flower
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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*
me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!
irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!
welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!
ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*
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Hermit a Day May | Day 23 - TinFoilChef
Uploading a semi old sketch I made a couple months back when my friend and I wanted to draw different hermits, thought it would be nice to share this for today.
Rest in peace <3
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To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
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happy xb monday!
oh lawd he fluffy and curly
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You think you understand a culture from seeing it on tv but you don’t really. You aren’t there. In the trenches. Trying to get a snack at 3am.
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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.
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hermit-a-day! ren diggity dog!!!!
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so, guess the build huh.
original:
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