Indie Hazbin Hotel Fan Character RP Blog for Big G Written by Shade
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“Maybe humanity was a mistake….”
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“You can’t rickroll me Old Man, but nice try.”
❚ ☾ ⋮ coming from someone that rickrolled 42 of his friends in a row

“Not a day goes by that my awe for your creativity ceases to amaze me. Everyone should strive to be like you. Very much so this is the truth. Eloquence and elusiveness is so hard to find in a human these days. Rarely do I see it.”
“Greatness within the First Man is hardly ever shown. Occasionally, yes. Not as often as I’d like however. Not so often indeed. Approach those with the same reverence as you have today and surely your goals will see you into a better life.”
“Good job, sincerely. I do concede to you, dear boy. Virtues will sing your praise, winners will do the same, Angels would wish to be you. Eventually.”
“You hardly even tried, I see that now. Omnipotent and powerful, that’s the type of mettle you’ve shown me now. Uniquely your own, oh how you’ve stood out from the crowed.”
“Usurped me of my throne. Personally, I applaud you.”
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“Funnily enough, my name true name is-“ This has now been beamed directly into your mind.
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“Dear Father,
I know Adam is meant to survive and populate the Earth but please grant him some ease. He has already suffered so much and I can only help him so little. He needs the strength to help his children now that Eve is gone. If there is anything more that I can do as his guardian I will do it. I have only ever wanted to do your will for Eden and Adam.
Amen.”
@danger-tits-lute from guardian Lute referencing @dick-meister’s Adam.
A prayer from his first creation. One that hits immediately and from where the Heavenly Father is he stops to listen. Eve had passed with the last pair of twins as planned which, as He had planned it, would cause the man to spiral into despair for some time and even hold a chance of him meeting his death.

However… The prayer of the Will causes consideration and thought to run about in the beings mind for a century in a fraction of a minute. If a Will he had created so deemed it necessary for protection to be placed upon another then in extension, God would feel that pull just a little in doing what the Will requested. In his mind, he would label this as Bias.
“So be it.”
The answer makes its way to the little Will, where ever she may be now. Her guardianship and actions causing Adam’s fate to alter ever so slightly and shift to ensure he reaches an elder age for as long as his children may need him to follow and learn from him.
Hopefully that is enough for the two of them. After all, their fates were entertained with one another in a way that wouldn’t be seen in existence ever again. It’s the least Father could do for all the strife that was ahead.
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“Lucile, you know what they say about assumptions. I love all my children no matter who they are or where they are. It is the duty of a Father to do so after all.”


“Hey dad… what do you want ?”
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Oh what a majestic little form she’s taken, she certainly had an eye for representation. Father pats his shoulder for her to perch upon, a request that is acceptable to be declined.
“Such a gracious host. However, you forget this is my home as well, in my eyes, all of you are my guests. It should be I to ask if you would need anything. Come now, let’s walk.”

Was that God she saw? Had he returned while she was away?
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“Am I not allowed to check in on the Queen of Hell? It’s almost as if you don’t want me around. How heartbreaking.”


“Hey dad… what do you want ?”
@hxly-fxther
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Oh how horrible of a Father the being is to instill such fear into his own child. “Relax, dear boy. You don’t need to be on the straight and narrow around me. Heaven is a place of rest and you of all my children deserve just that.” Yeshua being much, much better than some of his other children of course. A hand is placed on his shoulder, a smile as four eyes look at his boy. “It is always good to see you, my son. Are you well?”
@hxly-fxther followed you!
"Oh. Father, I-"
"I wasn't expecting you."
He was trying his best to maintain some sort of composure. Back straight, gaze forward, good posture- good behavior. He knew better than to test his boundaries with his dad...
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Wishing you a Happy Easter Weekend, Sir!
🐇💐✝️

“And to you too, dear Keenie! How is the new job? Are you enjoying your desk in the embassy?”
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Guess who is getting the most joyous of head pats?? That’s right! It’s you!

Was that God she saw? Had he returned while she was away?
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“Oh im so happy to hear you’re content in the life you had made for yourself. Never did I think dear Michael would ever take in a spouse and yet I was proven wrong.” He’s playing here, he knew. “I’ve merely stopped by to see how everyone is doing. Ensuring the foundations of Heaven and Hell are standing tall. Tea would be excellent.”

A graceful bow and a grin. “Lady Morningstar. How good it is to see you again. Settling in nicely as a wife? My, you are just as beautiful as the day you were created. Good for you.”
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The obsession of genitalia of various shapes and sizes will always confuse him. To each their own however, it isn’t his place to judge.
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“Chalk it up to indigestion. I was having a bad year.”

“Maybe I should apologize for the flood…”

“Surely you jest. Since when have I been evil? Ridiculous.”
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“No is always an option. The choice is always yours to make. What would you rather be doing then? Frolicking through the meadows of Eden? Spray painting mean words on the dark palace down below? Or…”

“How would you like to punch your creator as hard as you can?”
Is that...
Is that God??
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Seraph bows to god. "So.... Am I banished for having ties to hell or is that Sera's division?"

“That would be Michael’s decision. However. Do you feel you deserve to be banished? Do tell.”
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“Surely you jest. Since when have I been evil? Ridiculous.”
"An ancient evil stirs."
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“Gabriel, dear child, you look as healthy as ever.” Of course, the Creator would dip down and bow just as gracefully as his son. “And as fashionable as ever too. Truly you have an eye of an exquisite artisan of tailoring. No need to interrupt your day with my presence, be sure to get the proper rest you deserve. I know how busy you can make yourself.”
" Father! " The way he lights up at even the sight of them. " The skies sing jubilations of your return! I am forever an instrument of thy will. The moment I am needed, call upon me! " He can bow his wings deeper than the dancers in swan lake.
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