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“This is what happens when you read a book. You aren’t just reading it, you become a part of the book.”

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The Best Beauty Tips That Took Me Forever To Learn

1. Use dry shampoo on your hair the night BEFORE you know you will not wash it. It soaks up all that stuff and gets that dirty look you kinda want going on.

2. Apply a concealer under your eyes in an upside down triangle shape blend it FIRST with your finger THEN with a brush, and apply powder directly on top if it the second after you are done. It will last.

3. To make eyeshadow more intense, spray your brush with a setting spray or dip the brush into some water

4. Man, you will never get your eyeliner to look perfect, but fuck it life isn’t perfect and your makeup game is still strong.

5. Take a concealer brush with a bit of concealer and run it along the top outline of your eyebrows, then blend it in for a REAL good eyebrow look

6. The lipstick that is most flattering is the lipstick you like

7. When you don’t want a heavy eye look but still want to look put together, try a thin line of eyeliner, matte bronzer in the crease, and flesh-toned eyeliner in the waterline

8. Put moisturizer, a little eye cream, and lip balm ten minutes before you put on your makeup

9. Yes, you are beautiful without makeup, but you are also beautiful with it, and eveyrbody should shut up about it

10. You don’t have to contour if you don’t want to

11. To make cheap eyeshadow look better, start with some primer or a white base, like NYX jumbo eye pencil in milk

12. Wash your brushes at least once a week with some baby shampoo and a touch of olive oil

13. Blend your foundation just a little past your jawline for a natural look

14. If you don’t want to wear makeup but still feel like shit that day and want to leave the house without thinking about it all the time, just do a pump of moisturizer mixed with a pump of foundation and some mascara.

15. SPF SPF SPF

16. Find the nude lip that looks good on you, not Kylie Jenner or something

17. If you want to go from day to night, all you gotta do is smudge a little darker eyeshadow on your lower lashline and add a darker lip color

18. if you’re gonna use a light hand for anything, use a light hand with blush

19. Layering different kinds of mascara that do different things, like a volumizing mascara with a lengthening mascara, is a life changer for those too scared to use fake lashes

20. Nothing feels quite like leaving your lipstick on a bar glass, or looking into a mirror and feeling powerful

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iphone user: *minding his own business*

android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

iphone user: im not really a fanboy

android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste

android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

iphone user: it's quite large

Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

iphone user: oh my god!

android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

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foods dangerous to dogs:

avocadoes

alcohol

raw bread dough

caffeine

chocolate

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

macadamia nuts

raw salmon

xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

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I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.

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pit bulls are evil dogs who cannot be trusted

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PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

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she comes in my garden everyday and sit in front of me while I work on my sketchbook. she doesn’t want food, she just sit there looking at me. today I covered her in flower and we were both happy.

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ok so we’ve all seen that post about how the avengers would react to a creeper hitting on a girl in a bar

but imagine how the harry potter characters would react

harry would quickly slide in, using his “boy who lived famous 5ever” status to distract the creep, giving the girl a chance to slip away

ron would just walk up and be like “oi what the hell is your problem” because fuck it he was no tact

hermione would either calmly tell the guy to leave and invite the girl to sit with her or go BALLISTIC and hex him depending on her mood

ginny would just hex him

luna would start talking about nargles or some shit and scare the guy off

neville would approach the guy, a bit nervous, and politely but firmly tell him to back off

dean and seamus would start making out to make the guy uncomfortable and make him go away

so would james and sirius, i guarantee it

lily would OWN that motherfucker verbally and we all know it

hagrid would just loom over the guy and just glare until he left

mcgonagall would turn into a cat and yowl in his face really loudly

remus would tell him to leave and if that didn’t work, after three warnings, he’d step aside so lily could hex him

fleur would distract the guy, get him to hit on her instead, and then slam that motherfucker’s forehead into the table while bill cheered in the background

bill would start hitting on the guy in an equally creepy fashion

mclaggen… was probably the guy tbh

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Source: Alvhem Mäkleri

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I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman

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Mckaley

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Harry Potter AU:

Fred & Hermione fall in love ♥