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People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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Bad news. Trapped in Margaritaville

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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

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on their clit like morse code

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If it had been one of the others, I would have figured out a different approach. For Pin-Lee, I just said, “Hi.” - Exit Strategy, Martha Wells

I love it when Murderbot decides to be a shithead.

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It’s not an ex-SecUnit.

You can’t be an ex-SecUnit until you’re dead.

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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

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Oh!

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i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis