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did everyone else fall in love with dulcinea septimus at chapter 10 or was that just me

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Hi my name is Harrow'hark Nonagesimus and I have 200 souls trapped in me and short choppy black hair that grows too fast ever since my DIY lobotomy and black eyes like the rest of the Ninth and a lot of people tell me I look like Anastasia (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the girl in the tomb but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a space Kiwi but my teeth are straight and white. I have skin that's only described as somewhat lighter than Gideon's and is always covered in greasepaint. I'm also a necromancer, and I live in a castle called Drearburh on Pluto where I'm the Reverend Daughter (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ninth's dress code and I always adhere to it. For example today I was wearing a ribcage corset, a black shirt, black pants, black boots, and a black cloak. I was wearing skull facepaint, specifically The Chain. I was walking outside Drearburh. It’s on Pluto so there was hardly any sun, which I was very happy about. Gideon Nav stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.

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good

is your hear me out take unimportant conventionally unattractive background character level or Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal level

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when i asked my bestie @the-corpse-regards-you who my locked tomb kin is, he said "mercymorn but if she discovered pot" and i havent stopped thinking about it since

bonus modern day eight house:

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is your hear me out take unimportant conventionally unattractive background character level or Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal level

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dulcinea septimus......big fan....

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Harrowhark Nonagesimus, sole reverend daughter… (with the Witch Hat Atlier trend!)

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ianthe’s hot fresh shish ke-babs!

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Harrowhark but she's Blood of Eden and her name is Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine. Is this anything.

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Justice

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sixth

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I need to stop myseryposting the homies came in droves and now I feel like an attention whore.

I love you guys

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Jod could've just sent someone to check if the tomb is still locked. That bitch pulled the armageddon equivalent of "did I lock the door?" and refused to go back and check for 10.000 years. If I was him I would've monitored that shit.

John, you used to be a scientist and you put up no protocol smh

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I'm still alive actually, I'm just mentally unwell and god is bullying me

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When you think about it, it's kind of hilarious how shittily things have gone for Ianthe since becoming a lyctor. That was her big moment, she won! She got to do her dramatic villain speech explaining to everyone how she outsmarted and out maneuvered them. Everything was coming up Ianthe.

Cut to like two days later and she's down an arm, her sister is MIA, and to add insult to injury her triumphant rise to lyctorhood is being upstaged by Harrow's romantic lobotomy stunt. This was supposed to be her moment and no one actually gives a fuck about her.

It's kind of tragic. She became an immortal demigod by sheer force of will and raw intellect and still no one will give her the time of day.

She then spends months being negged by Augustine, rejected by Harrow, and basically ignored by John. Her reward for saving god from certain doom is becoming his emotional punching bag and managing his downward spiral while dealing with a zombie apocalypse and playing diplomatic negotiator over corpse zoom.

And to top it all off The Third House made her birthday a memorial for Coronabeth. There probably aren't even any posters of her face.

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[...] I am undone without you.

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