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Phwoah dads,

Calling all phannies!!

Have you ever wondered how many of those phannie stereotypes are true? Can we really all be lesbians? Do we all fit into the 4 G’s of the Dan and Phil demographic? And most importantly, do we all agree Sister Daniel is hot?

Now’s your chance to find an answer. The huge data nerd that runs this account made a Phannie Census to ask everyone these questions. The survey consists of demographic questions and questions about some common phannie stereotypes and should only take about 5 minutes to complete. If you, too, are curious about these results, please take the survey and reblog for sample size!

Athankyouverymuch *sexy end screen dance*

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**discussion of throwing up** so for anyone who isn't familiar with scuba diving, if you are diving and have to throw up, you cannot take out your regulator (breathing device) and so in many cases divers end up having to puke through their regulator, which is not a great experience suffice to say when they first mentioned food poisoning i was very scared for a second there

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200 points to whoever i saw guess food poisoning the other day

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I don't have "skills"

I have stupid luck and delusions

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the things i would do for a tit crew video that doesn’t even have dan and phil. give me a run down of the stage manager pre show checklist. give me the lighting and sound designers going through their creative process and giving a rundown of the board operation. give me an interview with the set designer and the moving crew. the tech theatre nerds needs this

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here is dan and phil's full segment

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bens announcement before the show tonight

you can hear the beginning of toxic at the end there and we all stopped chanting to listen lmao. which makes me think toxic will be in the official recording so i hope theyve actually got copyright stuff sorted in advance and we dont have anything like a last minute tweet to smashmouth asking for permission lmao

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i’m a tumblr phannie and my only irl phannie friend is a twitter phannie so most of our relationship consists of sending each other drama/news/takes that are on one website or the other

true symbiosis (mutualism, if you’re so inclined)

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Dan: Who here wants to drown in gravy right now?

Phil [to Dan]: You like a good stuffing as well, don't you?

Phil: *leaves the stage*

Dan: Did I just get hatecrimed?

Phil: Too far

Dan: 999...[unintelligable]

Phil: Look, just saying!

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What Dan & Phil Text Post Each Other (24/?)

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how are the phurtis editors feelin rn? yall ok?

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not to sound like a broken record but imma need these fuckers to upload this goddamn video so i can actually get the shit done that i need to get done today

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first deed of 2025: filming myself silently opening my tiny horse calendar to january and sending it to my friend group bc it’s An Important Event and they needed to witness it

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plslplslspsl

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my friends who have only heard of dnp in passing or haven’t interacted in like 10 years: “are they together? like actually?”

*shows them That One Bit in basically im gay*

friends: “oh. so they’re in love.”

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dont yell 'tHeY ToUcHeD' at me!! you're the ones who did!!