hyenabrainedpup

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fundamentally it's just really hot to say "please don't hurt me" with the full knowledge that it'll just make them want to hurt you more

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(the horniest I've ever been) I need an adult to tuck me into bed

- 🌷

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Hi um. Pulls my undies down and bends over and presents and presents and presents and

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The birthday girl!! Wizard is 2 :D

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god i need to be leashed to another puppy and forced to make out with it

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people: age regressors are the most disgusting vermin on earth and they're all evil

age regressors: I'm eating candy and wearing pajamas life is so dope rn

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i love the idea of extremely normalized puppy play among like a group of friends. you’re always naked with ears and a collar at home, your partners insist even and it puts you in the right headspace. you’re having another party tonight, well your owners are, so they give u a nice bath and primp you up, get on your cutest collar, ears and tail and set you up in your little bed in the living room. guests come in, they say hello to your owners and comment on how cute you are, they give you pets and rubs and little kisses. it doesn’t matter if they grope your boobs or rub your girl cock, you’re just a puppy to be played with. people settle down, some sit with you to play, but most just let you be a fixture in the house, a pet they interact with and call cute or play with but nothing too out of the ordinary. just constant pets and “good girl”s from your close friends :)

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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget

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It's so, so weird, this dual take on kink where kink as a concept is applauded and encouraged but any given particular kink is the devil, 'degenerate' and not good.

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a pupy is a species of dogie that needs a nap

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this is what all of my posts can be summarized as huh

TOUCH and FEEL

PUPPY

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✏️You should write "Bite here" on your neck ^-^

should it now?

it thinks people should follow the instructions on its neck!

send it a ✏️ to tell it to write whatever you like on it!

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Surprise forehead kiss!!!

-10 int

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"SpAm LiKeS nOt AlLo-"

I will literally die if I don't get a certain amount of attention in a day. Please carry on liking every single one of my posts

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Let's hear it for boobs with chest hair. So much love for boobs with chest hair. If you want to show cleavage but are worried about your chest hair I love you and you should fear nothing. If you want people to see your awesome tits but don't want to be seen shirtless because your chest hair you have my heart. If you have chest hair and choose not to shave it because that's your own damn choice you are braver and realer than anyone who would judge you. If you think your chest hair makes your boobs hotter than you're right. Your body is your body forever and legally you can kill anyone who says otherwise.

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So I was at SDCC this year, and I passed a stall in the ladies' and heard someone sobbing inside. Just bawling, fully melting down. My-dog-just-died levels of crying. And I've spent a lot of time in therapy trying to learn better boundaries around helping people, but I'm not made of stone, so I stopped outside the stall door and asked, "Are you okay?"

The woman's breath caught, and she said, "Yeah, I'm fine," in the least fine voice I have ever heard.

So I walked away. Made it all the way to the sinks. Washed my hands. And turned around and went back because nope, not fine, not okay.

"Look, I don't want to be a dick, and you don't have to tell me what's going on, but is there anything that would help? I've got water, ibuprofen, and safety pins, and I could find other stuff."

"No, no, it's fine. I have those too."

"...okay."

I made it to the sinks again. She went back to sobbing like her heart was being torn out one strand of muscle at a time.

An older woman sidled up to me. "Did she tell you anything?"

"Nope. I offered her water and ibuprofen, too."

"Oh! I've got snacks. Maybe that'll help."

"Worth a shot. Oh, hey, I think I have some of my business cards for my Etsy shop in here—I could write my number on one if she needs help later."

"I've got a pen!"

We hurried back to the stall, offered the snacks, and were rebuffed. Finally we slid the card and the pen under the stall door, explained that we were both mom friends/teachers/etc. and trying to help-not-creep, and reluctantly fucked off. I personally felt like shit about it, but I had places to be and I felt like I was close to overstepping the crying woman's boundaries if I hadn't already done so. And if I'd made her feel unsafe, well, she could toss the card.

The following morning, I got a text from an unknown number.

She identified herself as "Rose from the bathroom" and explained that she'd had a hell of a day, with multiple people being cruel to her, seemingly for no good reason. She'd hit her breaking point and fled to the bathroom to cry it out ... at which point two strangers had rocked up, checked on her multiple times, and generally done the dance of most social mammals when a member of their group is in unexplained distress. The two of us had, more or less accidentally, restored her faith in humanity by being worried apes at her. 18 hours later, she was having a much better time, and a lot of it was due to the two of us shoving things under her door.

Anyway, turns out we live about 20 minutes apart, and we're going to meet up for tea after we've recovered from con exhaustion.

So if you ever feel like humans in general and/or fandom humans in particular are irredeemable shits, remember that sometimes the same species who'll ruin your con day will try to slide trail mix and ibuprofen under your stall door in case it helps.

I still don't know what Rose looks like, btw (although apparently she knows what I look like—I mentioned I was in cosplay and she said she'd seen me around). I don't know whether she's cis or trans. So next time you hear someone bitching about trans women in the ladies', feel free to tell them that it never once crossed anybody's mind to ask. If you're crying in the bathroom, you're my sister.

Maybe take the trail mix, though. We apes worry about one another.

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Cunt inspections are always talked about but what about mouth inspections, a dom prying your mouth open and roughly sliding their fingers in and out of it, pushing deep enough to make you gag and drool all over yourself to see how well your mouth and throat can take being fucked