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not enough posts praising popcorn. i really reallly love popcorn

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Fishy business

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

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Ways to Improve Online (White-People) Recipes

If it asks for garlic, add that much ginger, and twice that much garlic.

If it asks for cinnamon, add 1 1/2 times as much cinnamon, and a small amount of nutmeg. If the MAIN flavour is cinnamon, also add a small amount of cloves and allspice.

If it asks for vanilla, also add a SMALL amount of almond extract. (Usually up to a few drops.)

If it asks for onions, also add some garlic, but add it 1 minute before you're either done cooking, or you add liquid

If the spices are pretty much only oregano or parsley, add both, as well as a small to medium amount of basil, thyme, summer savory, tarragon, and/or marjoram (the earlier two are great in beef, chicken and tomato dishes, while the others are good with pork, chicken, most vegetables, and pretty much anything else you can think of with a 'lighter' flavour)

if it asks for cheddar or mozzarella cheese, also add a bit of feta and parmesan

Don't be afraid of flavour!

(EDIT: I'm Canadian, and white)

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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babe are you okay? you've hardly reblogged your snoopy of the day

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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FOX ON THE INTERNET

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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin