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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

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I think we as Tumblr Users (tm) could all stand to take a second and think twice before making unsolicited sexual comments about strangers, even if the comment is subversive in some way or linked to a meme or intended to be positive/congratulatory. there is a line between just having a dirty sense of humor and doing sexual harassment, and that line is making comments to and about specific people without checking if they're cool with it. like, someone in my notes earlier today tried to compliment something I said with "op I know you must bounce on it severely" and. hhh. I get that they didn't mean anything by it and were trying to establish some sort of genial camaraderie and probably didn't think about it for more than the ten seconds it took to type, but that is still a remarkably sexually explicit thing to say about a person you don't know, and I don't appreciate having that kind of thing said about me, especially on a public platform.

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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

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people can do whatever they want with fictional characters forever but one thing that always pisses me off is how aro/ace characters are treated in shipping.

while it is a naive mentality to tell people never to ship aspec characters, saying “aces CAN have sex” and “aros CAN be in a romantic relationship” to defend erasing their aspec identity just to ship them as if they were like an allo person means you don’t respect their identity, nor ours. yes aces can have sex. yes aros can be in a romantic relationship. but they will still be aromantic and asexual while in that relationship. and don’t even get me started on using demi identities as an “easy explanation” for why it’s okay to allowash them. other identities are treated with such absolution, so why should we continuously get the short end of the stick?

so i guess the thesis of this post is that people are absolutely allowed to ship aspec characters but if you mfs don’t care enough to understand the nuances of our identities i’m taking your aspec blorbos and putting them on a high shelf

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oh ok

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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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thats gore!!!! thats gore of my comfort character!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🍾🍾🍾🍾🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

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based on that one perfect blue poster and some color ideas i had in my mind for a while

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Not my usual type of content but I was baffled by the sheer stupidity so much I had to make a meme