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I want all the blankets. Cuddles would be cool, too.

Go make some tea and wrap you little body in some blankets Ash.

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Why is it so cold? I'm about to freeze m'nuts off!

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@Ashton5SOS: but first sir i need a shave

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tiffany is so alsdkfjasldkfajsldkfj 

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I'm doin' it. 

Do it. 

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Yes, yes. That's me!

Who shares the same name as a type of candy. But a rap god nonetheless. 

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'm weird, don't judge me, tommo. ): 

If you say so, man.

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I am. 

Are you?

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Nope. Sorry, Ashton isn't here right now. Leave a message after the dolphin sex noise. 

Oh..I thought you were Ashton.

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Nope. It means I'm a rap god. 

Does this mean Slim Jims are yer cousins?

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I will. 

So please stand up. 

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Shhh. They don't have to be. 

But they’re— the same.

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Oz? 

Cool, guess I can come over then since I’m here in Oz.

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Yeeeeees ma'am. 

Will you sign my chest? 

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Yes ma'am.

Hot damn. 

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No. Just Slim Shady.

—so you’re Eminem too or?

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I'm really Slim Shady.