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KurageP Feat. Hatsune Miku - わたしのアール (My R)

“Taking off my cardigan, unbraiding my hair, this short girl is going to jump now.” 

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It's my muses birthday and everyone forgot except for your muse. Upon seeing my muse heartbroken at the fact that no one celebrated their birthday, what would your muse do to cheer them up?

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She wasn’t my first kiss but she’s the kiss that mattered, the kiss that made me realize I didn’t want to kiss anyone else. So now my lips belong to her. Just look at them… Her name’s written all over them.

Oko Ninjah (via what-strange-lives-we-live)

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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.

Crazy Sexy Khool (via what-strange-lives-we-live)

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Let me pin you up against the wall. Lips parted. Our breathing heavy. Let me kiss you. And prove to myself it is possible to have everything I’ve ever wanted out of life all at once.

Beau Taplin, Let Me Kiss You (via what-strange-lives-we-live)

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The best knock knock joke

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Allen: *exists* Fandom: *hugs him* Precious child. Beautiful, so strong, so perfect. Kicks a lot of ass. Nea: *exists in Allen* Fandom/Part of the fandom:

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Happy (Belated) 21st Birthday to Mun

Lmao well hello everyone! Sorry I haven’t been on much, I’m studying abroad in Italy...

I miss a lot of you guys, honestly.

I mean, hell, I still have some replies in my drafts, I wonder if it’s too late to respond ^^;;

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I love this idiot and his stupid silicone bakeware fetish.

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Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

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When your mutuals are going through some shit

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why does :) look so passive aggressive, like it’s literally smiley face it used to represent happiness and now it represents bitterness and resentment 

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You’ve heard of SuperWhoLock, now get ready for

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allen walker + grey/blue - for @kaxneki