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Megan Fox in Passion Play (2010)

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Megan Fox’s makeup for Conan O’Brien’s talk show, (2016).

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i brought cree and laur back, might as well bring saoirse back as well !!

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mc-riley:

“BABE, WAKE UP AND smoke with me,” she frowned, grabbing her pipe and bag on her way to the bed. she settles beside her on the bed, already beginning to pack their bowl as she speak. “i’m annoyed and if i smoke myself out, it’d feel like an addict. even if it’s true, i don’t wanna feel like shit.” she murmured, pausing to give the girl’s ass a small smack. “wake the fuck up,” riley whined. 

SHE GROANS, remaining unresponsive for a few more seconds as the other girl speaks, && definitely not making any sort of effort to move. sam could certainly go for smoking a bowl right now, but she’s BONE TIRED, and had every intention of sleeping for the next sixteen hours, straight. it isn’t until she feels a sharp SMACK ! on her ass that she yelps and sits up a bit, glaring daggers at the other. “babe, the hell?? i just worked, like, thirteen hours straight. can i take a NAP at least??”

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acreatureofchaos:

“I was being a dick, so I bought you a ‘Happy Meal’.  I straight up lied and said I had a kid to get you this –    it���s got the toy and everything. “

‘ i’m about to ask you a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION -- is the toy the monster high design kit? because i’ve been DYING for-- i’ve said too much already. ‘

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criminxlxgy:

     oh, please. with a doctorate      in detecting bullshit, he’s not       about to fall for her dismissive      behavior this time around. he       doesn’t even really care about what      she did, he just wants her to say that      she did it. that’s it. he’s a spiteful bastard.      “no.” perhaps a little passive-aggressive.

    her copious amounts of glares don’t     seem to be affecting him the way she     had originally planned. if anything, it’s     backfiring, & making her feel guiltier --     and sam needs that just as much as she     needs a hole in her damn head.      another long, pensive sip of coffee later,     she’ll slam the mug down and give him an     aggravated sigh. 

   ‘ you’re seriously not gonna quit doin’ that?? ’

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     alright, alright, she knows she fucked up,        but if there’s one thing saoirse has never        been even marginally adequate at, it’s        owning up to her mistakes. instead, she’ll        return the glare, & hope the guilty note        that’s present within her tone remains        unnoticed. 

            ‘ quit lookin’ at me like that. ‘

     his patience is wearing thin,      head cocked to the side, one      eyebrow condescendingly raised.      he says nothing, but he doesn’t       need words to convey his       boiling annoyance.       he wants you to own up to your      fuckery. 

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      ‘ oh. ha-ha. you’re KIDDIN’ me, right??        i may be small, but i can pack a punch.        you’re gonna be wishin’ you had just paid        for those PANCAKES, buddy. ‘

     “It ain’t my fault yous chose a piss poor job.                    no. I don’t feel like payin’.                 What ‘chu gon’ do bout that?

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      ‘ when y’make less than minimum wage,           every cent counts. so. y’know. PAY UP !! ‘

“You tracked me down for a meal tab?      That’s fucking inspiring.”

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if you mean you hate editing via html, just use the short cuts for fancy text like small, sub-text, etc

FRIEND THANK U SM!!! i’m a bit more used to it now but when that shit first hit tumblr i was like ???? where did my blockquotes go??? why is my text not aligned??tl;dr tumblr needs to quit it

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           a long, exasperated sigh escapes bubblegum-tainted lips.                ‘y’aint th’ first one to forget to pay your meal tab. ---- ain’t th’ first time                you've dunnit, neither. s’what I’m paid to do. ”

    “How do you keep finding me?”      Even though he should have asked                                             why.

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        the laugh that follows is nothing short of sarcastic,         lacking all pretenses of humor. one lazy drag from         the filter of a cigarette later, she'll offer:

                 ❝ Ever the observant one, ain't ya, cupcake?  ❞

    eyes of an umbrellaed sloe feast upon the other.     Stated flatly, with no lick of concern, he ironically says;

                      ❝ You ain’t looking so great. ❞

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Troian Bellisario // "What Hollywood truly wants is for people to be themselves. I think what it’s designed for is to kind of turn people into something and just make them saleable. But what it really stands for, what it really loves, are people who are unafraid to be themselves, and as you can see, these are people who are excelling in their careers." [insp]

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                        ❛ y'know, I'm not picky either way, but I                         often find it best to work up an appetite first. ❜

                  ❛ Great, so what order would that be in                             because I’m down for either. ❜

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i literally hate tumblr's new text post layout so much it took me 20 minutes to post a 2 line reply

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                       ❛ It would -- and us going out for pancakes                        afterwards would really seal the deal. ❜

❛ I’ll eat you out if that’ll make you feel better. ❜