hyperfixated-bastard
hyperfixated-bastard
aziraphale apologist first and human second
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they/heat this point this is a multi fandom blog- expect Good Omens, Star Trek, Dimension 20 as well as literally most other things
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hyperfixated-bastard · 2 days ago
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day 1 of having an oc: i think shes gonna be an elf!
day 600: ive been pondering the elfs miscarriage
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hyperfixated-bastard · 2 days ago
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hyperfixated-bastard · 2 days ago
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take me to art museums and make out with me
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hyperfixated-bastard · 5 days ago
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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hyperfixated-bastard · 5 days ago
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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hyperfixated-bastard · 5 days ago
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f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.
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hyperfixated-bastard · 5 days ago
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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House MD + text posts pt. ∞
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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i do not believe in labubus or their cause
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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hyperfixated-bastard · 6 days ago
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​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh
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