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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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you're not turning your fandom hobby into a job are you? giving yourself deadlines and quotas that you have to meet? focusing on the numbers instead of your enjoyment of the act of creation?

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Me: Thanksgiving 2025

Me: Christmas 2025

Me: New Years Eve 2025

Please don’t invite me anywhere. Yes I’m okay. No I can’t explain why.

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there he is that's my guy

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how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

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I've seen artwork of them interacting before but i want uhhhh more so im making more.

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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

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house md log

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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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i need people to stop being so fucking insanely dumb i need us to collectively remember empathy i need social media to die i need the system to collapse i need to shoot an advertisement

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house really talks to wilson for ten seconds and the post nut clarity hits so hard he diagnoses a toddler with beta-ketothiolase arterial hemachromatic fibrosis. and he's right.

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Buck: says something stupid Eddie: oh god that's my idiot