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words cannot describe my love for this stupid fucking cookie oh my god oh my god i love him i need him i love nhim so much im fucking ascending im going to a different dimension i will become god i love this cookie he is the best thing i have ever witnessed or seen and i will eat him ill rip hjim apart with my teeth and crunch him and consume him out of pure love in my heart this cookie is the best thing i have ever seen

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reddit might also know, but be careful if you decide to go to THAT depth of the internet .

I need help finding an old SSO YouTube video

So when I first joined the game in like 2016, it was around when the gen 2 friesians came out and I was obsessed with watching YouTube videos of people buying them. There was this one girls video that particularly stuck with me, but I cannot find it to save my life. It’s probably from around 2014-2015 and she talks throughout the entire video; definitely young based on her voice. She has just gotten lifetime star rider and is on a brown starter horse type model with really bright leg wraps. She also starts the video standing in I believe the fort pinta champ arena. She buys the generation 1 friesian and I specifically remember her getting the greyish black one, not the brown black or the pitch black; she names it DarkShadow. I’m also pretty sure she buys a few other horses in the video too, I believe it was the chestnut Andalusian, the white Arabian, and maybe a few others, but I might be mistaken. She also definitely named the Andalusian like ‘fire chaser’ or something like that. I remember so many little details about this video, and I desperately want to watch it again for nostalgia’s sake, but I just can’t seem to find it, and when I tell you I have searched; hours wasted looking up keywords, and searching through playlists, and wayyy too many abandoned YouTube channels. Realistically I think that the girl probably just took it down and it’s either privated or fully erased these days, but I’m really trying to explore all avenues before I give up because this video was so special to me as a kid. I’m hoping that someone has it saved to a playlist maybe? Or even remembers it too? Idk but if anyone will know it, it’s tumblr.

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oh you still have to farm? man i was so sure that was removed.

hyperspecific sso nostalgia

"you have taken a dangerous fall" or falling off of a cliff so many times that you get taken back to your stable. also the screen turning red when this happened.

magic horses only turning magic if theyre away from civilization.

having to spam W or else your horse will slow down.

waiting for the bus and using the bus ticket.

using the circus ticket.

having to drag and drop items from your inventory.

jojo siwa at the disco.

spirit around jorvik.

collecting the stars and being so excited upon finding one.

certain horses being cold tolerant, [fjord, icelandic, etc] the others slowing down upon entering the valley of the hidden dinosaur.

finding gary goldtooth in the middle of nowhere.

low quality saddle bag pets and that stupid torn saddle bag.

not being able to stack items.

having to build reputation to progress.

the saving nightdust quest.

april fools updates, especially the 2016 supershire.

the summer bonfire event, the birthday event, the st. patricks day event, all of the holiday and seasonal events.

how the areas would be decorated for valentines day, easter, etc.

those things that would temporarily change your starter horses coat into all sorts of wacky things.

the barrel race in moorland.

the old filter.

the trailers being star rider only.

the closets being star rider only.

jumping being star rider only, and justin teaching you how to jump.

no jumping in towns/cities.

the original home stable.

waiting for the fairies and just BARELY missing it.

the baronesses racetrack being under construction for SO LONG.

jorvik not having any snow during christmas.

the 2017 character update and the ORIGINAL original character, plus the original weird looking starter horse.

horse island.

unnamed stable girl, the one that came before maya.

all of the old npcs.

when you enter a new area, the name of it would flash in the middle of your screen.

speed boosts on roads.

star stable news with ylva and matilda.

the loading screen stable cat who gave you tips.

the kallters.

having to build your reputation with the hermit to buy his horses and having to build your reputation with the kallters to buy fjord horses.

the iceberg and the seals.

the clothing and tack being basically unidentifiable until you hovered over them, because the items just had a gray or gold icon with what the item actually classified as. [aka what it looks like on mobile]

the fort pinta shark.

the global store not being around and having to buy things directly from the shops or the mall.

the infamous purple car and bulldozer that would run you over.

having to fill your houses needs multiple times a day plus the little smiley face mood thingy.

only being able to care for your horse near stables.

only having three uses for your water bucket.

unused furniture.

starshine roaming around greendale.

the "glue man" and the little girl in your stable singing during halloween.

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

the chat filter being called phil.

stacy place oh god stacy place. also archie fails

all of the star stable commercials and ads, especially that one fucking disney channel commercial.

please add your own nostalgias onto this post i would love to hear them

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hyperspecific sso nostalgia

"you have taken a dangerous fall" or falling off of a cliff so many times that you get taken back to your stable. also the screen turning red when this happened.

magic horses only turning magic if theyre away from civilization.

having to spam W or else your horse will slow down.

waiting for the bus and using the bus ticket.

using the circus ticket.

having to drag and drop items from your inventory.

jojo siwa at the disco.

spirit around jorvik.

collecting the stars and being so excited upon finding one.

certain horses being cold tolerant, [fjord, icelandic, etc] the others slowing down upon entering the valley of the hidden dinosaur.

finding gary goldtooth in the middle of nowhere.

low quality saddle bag pets and that stupid torn saddle bag.

not being able to stack items.

having to build reputation to progress.

the saving nightdust quest.

april fools updates, especially the 2016 supershire.

the summer bonfire event, the birthday event, the st. patricks day event, all of the holiday and seasonal events.

how the areas would be decorated for valentines day, easter, etc.

those things that would temporarily change your starter horses coat into all sorts of wacky things.

the barrel race in moorland.

the old filter.

the trailers being star rider only.

the closets being star rider only.

jumping being star rider only, and justin teaching you how to jump.

no jumping in towns/cities.

the original home stable.

waiting for the fairies and just BARELY missing it.

the baronesses racetrack being under construction for SO LONG.

jorvik not having any snow during christmas.

the 2017 character update and the ORIGINAL original character, plus the original weird looking starter horse.

horse island.

unnamed stable girl, the one that came before maya.

all of the old npcs.

when you enter a new area, the name of it would flash in the middle of your screen.

speed boosts on roads.

star stable news with ylva and matilda.

the loading screen stable cat who gave you tips.

the kallters.

having to build your reputation with the hermit to buy his horses and having to build your reputation with the kallters to buy fjord horses.

the iceberg and the seals.

the clothing and tack being basically unidentifiable until you hovered over them, because the items just had a gray or gold icon with what the item actually classified as. [aka what it looks like on mobile]

the fort pinta shark.

the global store not being around and having to buy things directly from the shops or the mall.

the infamous purple car and bulldozer that would run you over.

having to fill your houses needs multiple times a day plus the little smiley face mood thingy.

only being able to care for your horse near stables.

only having three uses for your water bucket.

unused furniture.

starshine roaming around greendale.

the "glue man" and the little girl in your stable singing during halloween.

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

the chat filter being called phil.

stacy place oh god stacy place. also archie fails

all of the star stable commercials and ads, especially that one fucking disney channel commercial.

please add your own nostalgias onto this post i would love to hear them

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I thought it’d be a lot funnier if Darko dropped us off at Cape Sorrow in a speedboat rather than anything magical lmfao

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Please do not spoil it in the tags! Also, feel free to reblog so that this is more likely to meet non-sso people :D

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thanks jorvikipedia ?????????? (its ok tho ill turn her into a lesbian)

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i literally don’t remember darko’s significance in the story very much anymore but this pose was so funny to me for no reason

like ok bud

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i dont think we as a fandom appreciate sso dialogue enough because these alone were worth the 80 dollars.

^ love how avalon had us casually drug a guy, by the way