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Some 1960s Ineffable wives

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crowley: i am an Evil Demon. i am Hellish. i have never done A Nice Thing in my life and i never will

aziraphale, watching crowley make him breakfast: of course not darling

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Is your child really "low maintenance" or do they just have depression and a fear of asking you for things?

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accurate tbh

@pondospond

me and my mom: *talking about a red white royal blue fic*

my dad, unprompted: oh red white royal blue? isn't that the book where the turkey marries the president?

me and my mom: ...

my dad: :D

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im not going to survive the next week get me out

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@pondospond

Ah yes tumblrrr

Tumblr: *exists*

Damn I should feed you some time shouldn't I? 👀

Here, take this adorable fanatical vision of the irrepressible @trebol-negro, rendered by yours truly.

Gravity Omens? Ineffable Falls? Ineffeballs? Yes... Yes, Ineffeballs

Love and kisses,

Crank "I Ate'nt Dead" Shaft xoxo

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❄ WINTER OMENS BIG BANG INTEREST CHECK ❄

Hello everyone! This is an interest check post for a winter themed Good Omens big bang we are planning to run, with the estimated posting window spanning from mid-December to the end of January, and an estimated word count of minimum 2000 words.

We know, we know, it's June right now, no one wants to think about winter activities. But as the posting period would be in winter, we thought it was the perfect time to run an interest check to see if there are enough people interested.

For the event itself, any kind of work that is centered around winter (winter activities, winter holidays, wintery vibes, etc.) would be welcome, both AU and canon setting. It is a loose theme, so you can get creative with it. Works can be as fluffy, angsty, smutty, or whumpy as you like.

Please fill out the interest form below, so that we can see if we have the numbers to run this event:

If we do reach the numbers, a follow up post with the rules, FAQ, and the schedule will be posted after the interest check closes.

For now, please fill out the form, and spread the word by reblogging and sharing the link with your friends. We'll be happy to see you participating 💙

And if you have any questions, feel free to shoot us a DM or send us an ask here on Tumblr. Hoping to hear from you soon!

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*brain short circuits*

angel on a swing 🪽

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bringing this back.

assorted things from go1 and 2 and internet that I think should become relevant again in go3 and random musings:

the further prophecies than anathema and newt burned (bro what did agnes know)

1941 p3 (i'm a firm believer that they almost kissed and azi panicked.)

also 1941 p3 but it's the nazi zombies

uriel being hesitant to destroy maggie and nina (I saw a meta abt their loyalties shifting after gabriel left, couldn't find it again but interesting)

michael trying to grab as much power as she can

michael having some sort of back channel into hell (who was it she called?)

where adam and the them went (are they just hanging out? he's gotta be relevant but he's not the antichrist anymore? but theres a chance of *some* power still- bush burning in 1.06)

4 horsemen.

where tf is god

"some of the lesser demons have been put on half rations" excuse me sir what the fuck is being rationed? (miracles? who killed god istg)

why is hell so understaffed they apparently had 10 million for armageddon't

"what... Heaven and hell... against... humanity?" (oop let's go)

give me fucking nightingales pls and ty

South downs cottage pls (starts and ends in a garden. ending garden st james from s1 or south downs garden in s3? is south downs even a thing or were we just supremely gaslit?)

a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square- they used the 1st verse in s1, 2nd in s2, and the third (most romantic imo) should (pls) be used in s3?

crowleys inconsistent fall narrative

who crowley remembers from heaven

does azi remember heaven before the fall?

what if anathema got pregnant when she did it with newt in s1

does crowley ever catch on to azi painting everything *that* shade of yellow?

the letter azi wrote in the lockdown video

will jesus recognize crowley from when crow showed him the wonders of the world?

add more!

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bringing this back.

assorted things from go1 and 2 and internet that I think should become relevant again in go3 and random musings:

the further prophecies than anathema and newt burned (bro what did agnes know)

1941 p3 (i'm a firm believer that they almost kissed and azi panicked.)

also 1941 p3 but it's the nazi zombies

uriel being hesitant to destroy maggie and nina (I saw a meta abt their loyalties shifting after gabriel left, couldn't find it again but interesting)

michael trying to grab as much power as she can

michael having some sort of back channel into hell (who was it she called?)

where adam and the them went (are they just hanging out? he's gotta be relevant but he's not the antichrist anymore? but theres a chance of *some* power still- bush burning in 1.06)

4 horsemen.

where tf is god

"some of the lesser demons have been put on half rations" excuse me sir what the fuck is being rationed? (miracles? who killed god istg)

why is hell so understaffed they apparently had 10 million for armageddon't

"what... Heaven and hell... against... humanity?" (oop let's go)

give me fucking nightingales pls and ty

South downs cottage pls (starts and ends in a garden. ending garden st james from s1 or south downs garden in s3? is south downs even a thing or were we just supremely gaslit?)

a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square- they used the 1st verse in s1, 2nd in s2, and the third (most romantic imo) should (pls) be used in s3?

crowleys inconsistent fall narrative

who crowley remembers from heaven

does azi remember heaven before the fall?

what if anathema got pregnant when she did it with newt in s1

does crowley ever catch on to azi painting everything *that* shade of yellow?

the letter azi wrote in the lockdown video

will jesus recognize crowley from when crow showed him the wonders of the world?

add more!

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angel on a swing 🪽

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lmao so my sister works at a yemeni coffee shop and they're having a grand opening today with a camel and some discounts so we went in because im a matcha fiend and the owner was just like "oh (sister) do you just want to make it for her lol"

so my sister just?? went in back to make my matcha??

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haven't used my calendar app in months and forgot how I would write this stuff (im going to scotland and was apparently extremely overcaffeinated when I wrote it down)

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@pondospond @starmaker-astral @inezrable @caedmonfaith @crowleysgirl56 @maybeabird @artbymaybeabird

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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femme aziracrow take my soullllllll

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Imogene Cleary you utter badass.

I love her sm omg forget Archie ill marry her

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so funny sometimes to notice the difference between American and European foods bc like one of my best friends just brought me these little lemon candies from france and they actually taste like lemon. like not lemonhead, warhead obscenely sour lemon. not like crappy lemon too-sweet box cake.

actual lemon.

I can't go back to the way I've been before now