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A Friendly Reminder.

Sterek makes Huskies Happy, Vote for Sterek Here, 

And remember, Vote Sterek…

  Or Else… 

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Vote here. 

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New company approaches!

"Hello, welcome to The Hyperion Corporation, where the Loaders carry 20% more ammo than your standard killbot, how may I help you today?" 

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No, I'm fucking serious, after all of the advertisements I did, hilarious and otherwise to attract people to this fun account, Fandoms including: 

Avatar 

Legend of Korra 

Sims/Simblr 

Monsters University 

Some Kdrama group 

Renqa 

Deathnote 

Code Geass 

Ah, three messages of Anon hate.

I am surprised they didn’t hit Hyperion.

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Sparky found my camera, how he unlocked it, I do not know, Husky magic, gotta be.

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GUESS WHO'S GOING TO OHAYOCON to an Executive Hotel with their Best Friend???

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Jane must embark on a journey to stop the biggest threat to the known universe, life, and the monthly Hyperion Quota in this action-packed adventure. Again, I love using that Lego game, this is the last video trailer I will post. 

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Well, 

..... 

Uh, 

....... 

Let me check a response for that -Shuffling sounds- 

Oh no! What will you do?! Never fear, thanks to Hyperion’s new AMDUnit, you can finally take down the creatures that are sucking energy out of your children!

They’re just powering their homes.

Oh on contrary, They are sucking what scientists and one (confirmed) Siren has assured us that could…

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Well shouldn't the people in that division get working? what happens if Armageddon strikes mankind? Then what? 

Oh no! What will you do?! Never fear, thanks to Hyperion’s new AMDUnit, you can finally take down the creatures that are sucking energy out of your children!

They’re just powering their homes.

Oh on contrary, They are sucking what scientists and one (confirmed) Siren has assured us that could…

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-Voicemail message- *beeps* Back from the depths of hell huh Bitch!? That's right I saw your little promotional piece you've been pushing through the networks trying to set up more bullshit for me to deal with.  Well let me make things clear for you.  I'm going to find you again.  And if the way things went last time doesn't make things certain for you let me elaborate.  If you can't give me a straight answer, I'm not gonna stop with one arm.  I well drag you down to hell with me and watch you squirm until I get what I want from you! So make sure you think about that, because the clocks ticking... See you soon...."Darling" -end of message- 

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".....................................What? What was that about? Damn, first he loses his girlfriend, now he his pissed about our advertisement, I can't wait to see what he does when we unveil our new Dancing robot products" 

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((I am so thrilled to have you back! This mun is the greatest Villain/Mastermind I've ever encountered and it's a fucking privilege to have such detailed threads with them!))

First, don't you mean Muse? Second, Are we not going to talk about that escalation there? 

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Hydro, using like streams or damn to generate power, Wind (less popular) to generate electicity using turbines, or lovely option 3, go to our competitor (TC-something) and use their power to power your city, everybody wins. 

Oh no! What will you do?! Never fear, thanks to Hyperion’s new AMDUnit, you can finally take down the creatures that are sucking energy out of your children!

They’re just powering their homes.

Oh on contrary, They are sucking what scientists and one (confirmed) Siren has assured us that could…

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Hydro? Wind? Surely you have the technology to leech off of (non economic and family friendly) Power plants? 

Oh no! What will you do?! Never fear, thanks to Hyperion’s new AMDUnit, you can finally take down the creatures that are sucking energy out of your children!

They’re just powering their homes.

Oh on contrary, They are sucking what scientists and one (confirmed) Siren has assured us that could…

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Monsters under the bed? In the closet?

Oh no! What will you do?! Never fear, thanks to Hyperion’s new AMDUnit, you can finally take down the creatures that are sucking energy out of your children!

They’re just powering their homes. 

Oh on contrary, They are sucking what scientists and one (confirmed) Siren has assured us that could be life energy. 

It’s just a scream and a scare, my kid will grow up. 

So you say, but as many Hyperion, Maliwan, Atlas, and Versalife medical facilities will tell you, your child could develop serious health concerns, both physical and emotional. The lovely Smith Syndicate Foundation psychologists, the very same that have finally come through with a breakthrough treatment for Dissociative Identity have given us some analysis into the horrifying affects: Shock, Trauma, Rage, Paranoia, and most recently PSYCHOTIC ANGER, Which could bring about several cases of Bandits and Psychos being made of Your Children. 

So what do you recommend? 

Thankfully, with our latest technology, we are capable of immediately detecting the unwelcome intruders, and not only that, if they get your child, we will not only use our new, patented, Reverse-Power-Conduit-Retriever, specifically designed to both reverse and retrieve the energy they take from your child, also, we will also both track down and massacre the creature for violating your child. 

(Actual Anti-Monster-Detection-Unit, or AMDU for short, footage) 

So don’t delay and let your kid be scared like every kid that monsters ever scared, Call The Hyperion Corporation and protect your children today! 

-The Hyperion Corporation, We believe there is no such thing as overkill when it comes to protecting the children of the future. 

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Get abrasive as much as you want, have you even considered partnerships with outside power sources? 

Oh no! What will you do?! Never fear, thanks to Hyperion’s new AMDUnit, you can finally take down the creatures that are sucking energy out of your children!

They’re just powering their homes.

Oh on contrary, They are sucking what scientists and one (confirmed) Siren has assured us that could…

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Do I really have to start being a violent blog to get an eye around here?

Cause playing pussy to everyone is getting on my last fucking nerve and 3 blogs and 10 months later I am in no better condition than when I started. 

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Why mention enjoyable things that won't happen? 

Imagine playing a game of duck, duck, goose with Amon...