hyperionhugo
hyperionhugo
Hugo Vasquez
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Solid gold greatness. And that's just my little finger. [ A Hugo Vasquez blog that's also doing whatever. I'm 30+ and kinda trash. ] Header image by @buttercup-art. Icon by @pheepupper.
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hyperionhugo · 1 day ago
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Thank you Mama 🩷
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hyperionhugo · 1 day ago
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It's always morally correct to creatureify your blorbos. Give them teeth n tails n wings n stuff. Make them purr. It's good for the environment.
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hyperionhugo · 2 days ago
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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
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hyperionhugo · 3 days ago
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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.
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hyperionhugo · 3 days ago
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hyperionhugo · 3 days ago
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holding onto mama
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hyperionhugo · 4 days ago
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hyperionhugo · 4 days ago
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hyperionhugo · 5 days ago
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In response to those who Flavored Me via this poll, here are your flavors from me:
@nessiefromspace - green tea
@reversewerewolf - cinnamon roll
@gabrielkisser - peach
@faeriesaurus - cookies & cream
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hyperionhugo · 6 days ago
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hyperionhugo · 7 days ago
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makes your puppy dusty
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hyperionhugo · 7 days ago
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hyperionhugo · 7 days ago
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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
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hyperionhugo · 7 days ago
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my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together
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hyperionhugo · 8 days ago
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My friends are all roasting me for living a fanfic cliche when I just want to get swole on the cheap 😔
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hyperionhugo · 8 days ago
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Non-selfie Challenge
I was tagged by @bobapril (thank you!) to share six non-selfie photos of mine. I rarely take selfies unless there's a critter on me, so this was a lot of fun to do. I'll share a mix of recent and older ones.
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One of my favorite pictures from last spring, my pig Tulip napping in the sun.
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A lucky shot from this past fall, a wild turkey that took flight when I was walking a trail.
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Last week my niece and I did an art trade, and to my surprise I drew the best sea turtle I've drawn in my freaking life.
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Earlier this week, my cats Scooter and Wally being cute.
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I helped my dad pull some stumps last month. I got this picture while we were taking a break.
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In 2017 I got to visit Kyoto, Japan. While there, I admired a crow.
This was a delight to do, and I invite anyone to do this who wants to! I'll also follow "the rules" and tag six: @nessiefromspace , @reversewerewolf , @changeling-selfship , @nokikissa , @buttercup-art , @sinesthero
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