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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

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Immensely rare Donkey Kong Country plushes from Japan, seen in a 1995 product catalog.

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monkey monkey

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People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

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I think one of the funniest things about the limits of powerscaling as a discipline is that it cannot properly account for how scissors loses to rock despite being stronger than paper

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I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.

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shoutout to the brief civil war that went down on the balatro subreddit today

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tumblr guilt trippers: reblog this post or DIE!

me, an immortal sword master, wandering the world in pursuit of a worthy foe: ...is it you? the one who will grant me my end? ...i hope so

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Summertime!! 🌺🍹

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the darling because an anon asked if i've ever drawn him and i began vibrating

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it’s lit them

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*Tragic trio mentioned*

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okay AND? Naruto said its called the will of fire not the will of non violent protest

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko