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hey ik you haven't been online in a while and we haven't spoken in even longer but you were a core part of my childhood. like you were THE cool moot when i was 12/13. i looked up to you so much, you were something of a guiding star at one of the worst times in my life. one time i participated in an ask game and you said, you got moxie kid. and that meant so much to me. it's been a confidence boost every time i remembered it for years, i think it's gonna stay with me the rest of my life. thank you. i love you. i hope you're doing well <3

aw hi! glad i checked my notifs now and yes i remember <3 hope you still got your moxie

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grazing on rebar

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Astrology doesn't seem to work.

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Benjamin Goodwin Seielstad (1886-1960), ''Los Angeles Graphic'', May 20, 1918 Source

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in tbe mosh pit straight up purring & kneading

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Transmasculines you run into in LA are like 1. Goth stealther who is a mutual friend but wants nothing to do with you 2. Small patchwork tattoo production assistant 1 year on T who is considering hooking up with you but mainly wants to get at your woman friends 3. Therapist or EMT who you will never see again 4. He/They who wants your friendship but is deeply intimidated by you 5. Guy who is everyone’s old hookup and is now a vlogger

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Band bunnies commish

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dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!

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i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

HELLO???????

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i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!

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i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers

🧛‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic

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it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam

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hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it

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isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews

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The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

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autistic guy stimming with his hands accidentally casts incredibly difficult and destructive spell 89 dead 578 injured

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science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

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Meijer Bleekrode, 1923

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what am i looking at

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I don’t care if mondays masc tuesday wednesday hairy ass thursday bisexual fag it’s friday I’m in love