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ALL kinktober submissions must include:
A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.
A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.
A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.
A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.
It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.
Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.
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something i’ve kind of noticed with the surfacing of this whole “the best smut is a character study” kind of mindset is the pipeline to a borderline “when i write porn i do it intellectually unlike some of you SICKOS” type of mindset and i just wanted to remind you especially in our current political atmosphere that writing porn doesn’t have to be intellectual to have value. it can be just horny. thanks
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Loved Metaphor Refantazio, but the true fantasy is that so many people with not enough experience, skills or competence get the highest possible roles.
Actually, getting the prince to the throne would be ideal for a shady movement because what would be better than a puppet on the throne than the Prince Who Lived, naive and gullible, a young adult that has actually spend most of his years in a magical coma so he would probably act as someone much younger than he actually is
#let Will be unhinged he would be come on#personally would have preferred if there wasn't a prince storyline at all#feels a bit silly with the entire thing of choosing the next king but then duh it's the actual prince that is chosen#why did they pull a Rey let him be a nobody#but since he it'd be fun to fully lean on that#lived hidden away until disaster struck then tucked away as the prince then unconscious for yeaars#some wiki described him as very straightforward and direct and doing stuff just because it feels obvious to him#what if he saw Archedemon Louis form#got the hots#proposed marriage#problem solved#gosh I need a fic like this but like unhinged
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sorry i love sluts. i thought we all loved sluts. i thought this was the slut-loving website. my bad i guess
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dear baby bats and new goths:
polyester is plastic. most lace you buy, is polyester. when it gets hot out, and you hear a voice in your head saying "oh I can wear this, it's long-sleeves, but it's mesh/lace and very lightweight!" that's the devil talking. you will be wearing plastic that does NOT breathe, and you will be dying of heatstroke.
sincerely, a grown adult goth who still hasn't managed to learn this, and Suffered today.
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"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
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so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off
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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns
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This website has a list of cities by latitude that you can search if you're not sure; alternatively, google "[place] latitude."
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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…i am building A Thesis….i don’t know what it is yet but so far the data look like this
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