#problem solved

[corkinavoid]

Danny, appearing out of nowhere: Hi!

Danny, reaching into Jason's chest and pulling out a misshapen, disgusting blob of dark green goo: You've got a spare part you don't need there, buddy.

Danny, molding the goo into a different shape with his bare hands, throwing the darker parts away: And, you know what they say, sharing is caring, so.

Danny, holding up the pure green and slightly glowing blob that is not melting or looking sick anymore: Here you have it, an entirely new spleen, fresh baked and up for grabs!

Danny, shoving said spleen inside Tim: Since you're missing one, you get to have it for free, no returns, you're welcome.

Danny, fading from view with a two-fingered salute: There, puzzle solved, everyone have a great day, bye!

Jason, whose Pit Rage is gone:

Tim, who has a new organ now:

Bruce, who, just like everyone else, has absolutely no idea what just happened and who that glowing kid was:

Dick:

Dick, a moment later: Hold the fuck up, when and how did you have a splenectomy, Timothy?!

[elodieunderglass]

Felt i needed to explain some characteristics of a very common character found in an admittedly narrow (ha) corridor of the known world

[i-love-you-just-the-same]

Simon wants you to smell like him constantly- but you're not a fan of motor oil and cigarette smoke. therefore, he now uses your fruity lotion and body spray.

[wanderingblindly]

i think a lot of rpf writing woes would be alleviated if we were brave enough to make everyone suffer from premature ejaculation

[scarletkaoru]

Aviendha: dont worry Rand. Since we dont have permission to get married, its not pre-marital sex

Rand: that is not how this works At All

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage S01E06/S04E14.

[the-goromi-vault]

i don’t know if this is the minedai bias talking but i genuinely think Daigo would have had a much better time of everything in y4 onward if Mine had been around at his side…

[they-them-van]

It's probably been said already but I simply think mark should reintegrate and then be in a throuple with gemma and helly

[manic-sapphic]

just posing a solution to the problem of the manic pixie dream girl narrative and the implication that character's sole purpose is to liven up the dull days of some guy who loves her more for that than for herself --

manic pixie dream girls.

make it gay.

both unhinged.

driving each other up the fucking wall.

but they wouldn't have it any other way.

<3

[cowsnotcrows]

some fem bingqiu I made for a TikTok and then got emotionally attached to <3

[zane-master-of-ice]

false alarm everyone. it was not lord garmadon, but his son lloyd garmadon. he had escaped his boarding school for bad boys again, and had begun making empty threats to unleash the serpentine on people so that they would give him their candy..... i must say it is one of the more pathetic attempts at villiany i have seen. as if anyone would believe that a child like him would even know where to find the serpentine tombs, let alone lead them!

nevertheless we did take care of it, and hopefully taught him a lesson in the process.

[konaizumi]

i bet a gun could touch him though, just sayin'

[fofi42]

I hope it's clear now and we all can ENJOY the Taskmaster s18e10. The One problem solved.

[loveafterdeath-if]

Is it this part?:

You don't even have the strength to look at the media. Fans must have been devastated, huh?

You don't know, you didn't check. You don't need to.

With a model like Elias, as popular as he was? Of course the media would talk about it. You're just grateful that nobody knew who "Elias's lover" was. You certainly don't want to deal with weird fans or overbearing people, or even the sweet ones. You're good with just you and your close ones.

It's during the phone conversation with Vince, just before the MC tells him that El is gone. I can find a screenshot if you still need it to find it. I was actually going to send an ask about it, lol, because I was wondering if El is famous and their death was reported in the media, how come Vailyn and Vince didn't hear about it for months?

THIS, THIIIIS. Thanks anon and to this another anon who found it!! No need for screenshot thanks to what you sent.

I gotta add that MC didn't check the media either but that it'd be obvious people would talk about it.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Reassigning Will Graham to hunt down Villanelle, and sending Eve Polastri back to Connecticut to with the proviso that she’s not allowed back into England until she catches Hannibal.

Both cases should be wrapped up within a week.