hyrulianlegend

[hyrulianlegend]

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[hyrulianlegend]

I was in charge of a monarchy by the time I was 8 years old. I know you probably don’t care, but here’s how: In 3rd grade, my friends and I were messing around with the wood chips, digging in them and such. We found some yellowish-looking ones that sparked an idea. I called them golden wood chips and decided to try something out. The 1st and 2nd graders were doing whatever they always did on the playground, and I went up to some of them and recruited them to be my servants, if I payed them in golden wood chips. At first they didn’t believe that I actually had golden wood chips, but once I showed them, they quickly joined my side. I had some of them go recruit more kids, some dig a bed for me and my friend under the two slides (so we’d have shade), some guard us, some run the store where the golden wood chips were spent, and some go find more golden wood chips. Pretty much all the wood chips at a certain layer were “golden”, so I was able to pay them all generously and they were all content. The workers who found the golden wood chips for me would get a handful of the golden wood chips (I’ll be calling it “money” from now on) for themselves. The funny thing is that they could have just not showed me what they found and had all of them. They were little kids, though. After most of the recess was over, they had successfully dug my friend and I our beds under the slides, and we layed down like kings. I posted guards around us to make sure no one came near unless I let them. I also kept the pile of money next to me. The bell rang to go inside, so that was that... for then. Next recess, I made sure my followers were still loyal, and I went and layed down in my bed. At this point, about half the playground was working for me and entirely under my command. Everyone who didn’t side with me was declared neutral and was allowed to do their thing. If someone was actively AGAINST me, however(like trying to steal the money or bury my bed), I would have my guards take them to prison and guard them the rest of the recess, unless they repented of their crimes(the prison was in the same area as the store, since that was the only secure place, with only 2 openings to get in or out). Thus, no one really tried to rebel, except for a select few, which quickly learned not to resist. One recess, I went out to find some kid already laying in my bed. All I had to do was call and my guards(who were the same size as the criminal) took him away. Eventually that kid became one of my most loyal, and helped find most of the money. I was now the political and religious leader of at least half of that playground. But it does not end there. You see, there were 2 playgrounds at my school, and I only had control of half of the smaller one, which meant I only controlled about 1/6-1/5 of the school. Seeking to expand my empire, I put my counsellor(my friend) in charge of the small playground and recruited some of my followers to follow me to the larger playground. They dug out a bed for me there, and I had an even larger empire now. More and more people were joining my empire, and I had more followers than ever. I realized at some point, though, that it was kind of boring being away from my friend, so I moved back to the smaller playground and let the larger part of the empire fall to ruin. I still had more followers than before, though, and I was now back with my friend. We kept the empire going- if I remember correctly- the rest of the year, until I went to a different school in 4th grade. The next year, I could have probably taken over the playground there with ease, but this time it was my turn to shine on the dodgeball court. During the winter months, I also controlled a large section of the field, with my fortress of low walls and rooms. Man, it was a good childhood. So there you have it. That’s how I was the cause of a great empire rising and collapsing, then repeating history again at my next school, but in a different setting. I was a monarch at the age of 8. What did you guys do by that age? I made a tumblr account just to post this. Please don’t ignore