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really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week

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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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I wrote a poem for my wife's raid static.

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He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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This morning I must get up To see the world around me Right away, what I forgot In seeing ourselves as words upon a paper

kyth (lovely) belongs to @mythandral

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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Ok because I am crazy curious

The played/experienced counts for all of them I just didn't feel like typing it out every time. If you read a lets play or watched a stream or a friend or sibling play or whatnot that counts too. Also my definition of FF superfan doesn't mean "encyclopedic knowledge of every single game" imo it just means that you are at least decently aware of all the mainlines and, like, keep up w the series in general and know that like. Spin offs exist ig. Its a loose definition.

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love that gear augmentation in ffxiv requires the original item so you're just taking off your pants while waiting in line at the customer service kiosk

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they just created a new type of enjoyment called "friends' ocs." it kind of rocks and everyone should enjoy it

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So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

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i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everybody knew you

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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okay i'm 3/4ths asleep but suddenly struck with curiosity. i've always assumed nobody actually uses both shift keys. is this the case

i only ever use the right shift key no matter how awkwardly that makes the rest of my fingers stretch. what about u guys.