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VERY VERY niche but does anyone know the name of the author who wrote that one cowboy joel miller fic where the reader works at a brothel-esque thing call the secret garden or something like that? I CANNOT FIND IT

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Suck off the hand that fingers you or how ever that saying goes.

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schlatt AND ted can sing ??

oh they are getting their dicks absolutely slobbered all over

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tw dubcon? and anal sex

forced painal with perv!schlatt, coercing you into letting him fuck your ass if you wanted to be mature. he’s absolutely ruthless with it too, slapping your face and tits and forcing your mouth open to spit in it. no matter how hard you try pushing him off, he stays buried deep inside of you; teasing you too - “all wet n still complaining doll? told you you’d like it, huh?”

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violently thinking about lumberjack!schlatt at this time of year. those broad shoulders in a flannel and his veiny hands gripping that axe. holding you down in the woods and bullying into your cunt because he needs to let off some steam. it’s so delusional but so real.

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can i add on to this pls hear me out 🙏

ted definitely cries while he ties his sons tie for senior prom, cries teaching him how to drive, and cries while moving him to college. he’s def such an emotional dad when it comes to his son growing up.

schlatt is the best guest at his daughter’s tea parties, putting dresses and tiaras on for her and talking to her stuffies. he is also such a baseball dad and gets incredibly passionate at his sons games. he’s a very involved dad.

wilbur lets his daughter braid his hair and do his makeup, or anything she wants to do for fun; he’ll even learn to do it on her if that’s what she wants. he’s the most loving dad in the world and he absolutely adores her.

charlie is the best roadtrip dad. he lets his kids do karaoke the whole way there and sometimes joins in. he lets his partner sleep the whole way there and he even packs little snack boxes for each kid if they struggle with sharing.

more headcanons for this post -> x

ted the type of guy to teach his son baseball and get mad when he misses the ball

schlatt the type of guy to put on a skirt for his daughter and have his son make fun of him

wilbur the type of guy to play guitar for his daughter until she falls asleep

charlie the type of guy to help his kids with homework while him and his son cry over math and his daughter has to comfort them

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here’s a break from our regularly scheduled programming to talk about undercover perv!ted (so underrated).

he’s the most charming boyfriend you could ask for. he holds the door open for you and ties your shoelaces and presses his hand to the small of your back when you’re in large crowds. he brings your favourite flowers to your door ‘just because’ and he always gives you the aux.

at first, sex is sweet. making love. purely gentle.

but as soon as he gets you in the right mindset, he’ll have you acting out his most depraved fantasies, telling you it will ‘make things more exciting’ when he sees the deep blush on your face at the unfamiliar things he’s suggesting. it takes a couple tries for you to get used to things.

but soon, he’s facefucking you while he edits, he’s taking you over the counter, and he’s making you cry for hours in his office ‘just because’; and when he’s the most wonderful lover you could ever ask for, you’ll just obediently take it.

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DISGRACEFUL perv!schlatt concepts (wanna turn some of these into full length fics, lmk which ones you guys are interested in x)

perv!schlatt who offers up his lap when there’s no other seats, carelessly rubbing his bulge into your ass, no matter who’s watching, or if you’re enjoying it

perv!schlatt who shamelessly stares at your cleavage when the group go out, silently jerking his cock in the club bathroom to the thought of you coming undone for him

perv!schlatt who comforts you after a breakup, telling you your ex wasn’t worth it, all while secretly planning his next method to corrupting you into being his

perv!schlatt who his handing you every shot you can take in the club, plotting that while you’re all pliant and lax in his arms, he’ll finally make his move

(DARK) perv!schlatt who takes you home after you were spiked in a bar, playing the role of concerned best friend who you’ll trust, knowing full well he was the one who’s drugged you so he can finally have his way with you

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hi, my name is ama (not really), i’m 18 years old, and i write and indulge in nsfw content about media such as: kpop, criminal minds and content creators. i’m british so my language may occasionally be unfamiliar or spelt differently let this be a blanket statement that i do not support minors interacting with content of this nature, and anyone under 18 who i see interacting with my posts will be blocked.

i will write for hard kinks (leave something in my requests).

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drunk sex, dubious consent

when schlatt finds you hysterically crying in one of the house guest rooms, he guesses you’re just a drunk girl who’s had an argument with a friend. but lifting up your head, it doesn’t take long for him (and his dick) to decide that you’re a drunk girl who he definitely wants to choke on his cock before the night is over. he tells himself that this isn’t like him, that if your shirt had covered just an inch more of skin or that if your lips weren’t so puffy, he wouldn’t even want this in the first place.

he plays the role of a concerned, sweet guy at first, using the sleeves of his hoodie to sweep up the tears and mascara under your eyes with a ‘you’ve made such a mess of yourself, doll’. pulling you into his chest, he feels a twitch in his pants as he compares your sizes. however, with the alcohol basically leaking out of you, schlatt knows he won’t struggle getting you on his lap, and that if he waits much longer, you’ll have sobered up enough to know that his intentions in comforting you weren’t exactly pure.

being the gentleman that he is (and distracting himself from the raging boner in his pants), schlatt wrangles you into straddling his lap, drunk daze forcing you to slowly blink as you try take in what’s going on, all that you know is that he’s so big and so warm. short pecks on your neck turn into his tongue down your throat, soaking up the taste of vodka that sits in your mouth.

soon enough, he’s got you on your knees, deepthroating his full length and going lax in his hands as he pulls your head back and forth over his length. you look at him with teary, bloodshot eyes and schlatt feels his climax coming on at the sight of you alone.

however, before he can cum, schlatt manages to pin you down on the mattress of the bedroom, arms above your head, as he slides in to meet little to no resistance. thrusting into you a few times as desperate whines leave you, he cums, finishing raw into you as you let out little pleas (it’s hard to decipher whether you’re beginning him to pull out or pleading for him to ruin you again).

whatever the consensus is, schlatt knows this isn’t the first time he’s bust a nut over you and your dumb, empty smile, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

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dubious consent, somno

perv!schlatt who makes every excuse to get close to you at the content creators meet-ups you guys go to. blunt rotation? he’s sat next to you and offering to shotgun. live stream? he’s offering you the seat next to him and finding any way to talk to you about the topic. and sleeping arrangements? of course he’s offering his room to you.

whilst everyone else is asleep, you’ve somehow ended up in a bed with perv!schlatt, not bothered to argue due to your tired state and how sweet he’d always been; and you trust him, right? still, you sleep with your back to him as the moonlight shifts through the window

but when he thinks you’re asleep, you hear the rhythmic thrusting of him getting himself off, deep groans coming from behind you but muffled by him biting the collar of his hoodie. scared that perv!schlatt will be embarrassed if he gets caught (he won’t be), you stay silent despite how hard your heart is pounding, seeing image of him pleasing himself in your mind so vividly.

despite your better judgement, you shift in the bed, turning over; perv!schlatt only stops for one second, before continuing jerking his cock, thrusting up softly into his fist as you silently watch through your eyelashes, nervous that if he stops to take a glance at you, he’ll see awe and desperation in your eyes.

and without even taking a glance at you, perv!schlatt pumps his cock again before finishing into his hands, making a noise that, if you weren’t so sleepy and delirious, you’d have heard him groan out your name.