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when i was in middle school, i got bullied for being a black fall out boy fan.

literally almost every day of my life these idiots would trash my interests and my personality because of my race.

all because “emo music is white culture”.

if you’re a person of color who’s bullied for their “white” interests, i raise my glass to you and wish you have an amazing day. it will get better, you rule.

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Me: *showing my brother a pic of KJ Apa*

My seven-year-old brother: who is that?

Me: my future husband

My seven-year-old brother: he is ugly

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I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.

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Betty Cooper: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Jughead Jones: Betty, that's physically impossible.

Betty Cooper: *cups Jughead's face* Are you sure?

Jughead Jones: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

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SO CUTE

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making the hogwarts houses

godric: i only want the kids that can PUNCH THIS LION IN THE FACE

salazar: youre in if you can disarm these deadly traps and duel me while balancing on a rickety beam

rowena: any child in my house has to pass a four-hour compulsory examination

helga: ...these children are ELEVEN

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“Casual neck rub” x / x

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake.  The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes. 

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Harry: You know you're going to hate yourself if you stay up late

Draco: I'm gonna hate myself no matter what fuck off

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Cheryl: Have you met the new girl Sabrina? She's so cute, I mean... wow.

Betty: *clears throat*

Cheryl: I still love Veronica!

Betty: Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while.

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poor Cole can’t sleep…

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Claustrophobic

Draco: *to Ron* Can you take a step back? You're making me claustrophobic

Ron: What does claustrophobic mean

Harry: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Draco: No it doesn't-

Ron: HO! HO! HO!

Harry: *frantic* stop it Ron you're scaring him!

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Lili, Mads, Cole and Casey out and about in Vancouver today!

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[in the kitchen]

Alice: Is something burning?

FP: Just my desire for you.

Alice: FP, the toaster is on fire.

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Ron: ...So what's it like dating Malfoy?

Harry: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."