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There is only one fanfic trope I absolutely hate and that is the hanahaki trope.

Like yeah, it can be done well and it’s really sweet, but I always feel kinda bad about it. Not dunking on you if you like it, because it’s not like it’s something actually harmful and whatnot. But like. It just feels like

Character A: “omg I’m coughing up flowers you have to love me back or I will die”

Character B: “oh okay cool. I totally don’t feel forced to reciprocate or coerced into a romantic relationship with you”

I just. I can’t be the only one who thinks like this, right? Right??

I do, however, like the alterations where it only occurs if it’s reciprocated but neither has confessed yet :)

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Wayyyy back when I was in grade 10, I had my class finals there was this part of my English final exam where we had to write an essay in class, and once I finished i got bored and drew a Garfield on the bottom of it. I hand it in, AND AFTER MY TEACHER READS IT HE COMES OVER TO MY TABLE AND SAYS HE LIKED THE GARFIELD AND PROCEEDS TO DRAW ONE ON A NEARBY WHITEBOARD.

Here’s what the Garfield looked like. Btw.

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My real name is relatively uncommon but twice now in decently small fandoms I’m in, I’ve seen people with MY NAME as their username and every time I get whiplash from the fuckin double take I do because no. That’s my name. You can’t have it. Get your own name and get out of my house.

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FUCK YES ITS HEREEEEEEEEEE I JUST GOTTA WAIT 4 HOURS SO I CAN GO HOME ANDNPICK IT UPPPPO WOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love making wise financial decisions with my adult money :3

It’s a preorder and it’s gonna be a late/early birthday present for myself, early if you consider when I’m buying it (~5 months before my birthday) or when it will arrive (~2 weeks after my birthday)

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UPDATE

it FINALLY fucking shipped !!!!!!!!! It was originally supposed to be arriving late February but yeah baby!!!!!! My husband malewife pookie bear will be home soon !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love making wise financial decisions with my adult money :3

It’s a preorder and it’s gonna be a late/early birthday present for myself, early if you consider when I’m buying it (~5 months before my birthday) or when it will arrive (~2 weeks after my birthday)

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I’m going fucking insane. I VIVIDLY remember this quote- “oh shit, megatron’s here” and I think it was from like a snap cube fandub or something but I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIND IT. IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR FUCKING HOURS. And I’m not insane. My partner remembers it too. It’s driving me mad. Was there ever an actual audio clip or am i suffering mass hysteria with my friends

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That epic moment when you find a fandom and start to simp for characters and end up looking into all their stories to simp more efficiently and then you accidentally end up joining the fandom

Yeah

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Don’t understand how big companies can sell out of something. Like. Just make more??? It’s not like the factories producing them suddenly blew up. It surely can’t be that hard to make another batch if the first one sold so well

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Update 2: nvm got basically the WHOLE THING SPOILED BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT BE ASSED TO AT LEAST TRY AND HIDE SPOILERS. I’m so pissed but like it’s just a show so ugh. (¬_¬)

The fact I’m gonna be at work tomorrow when the ii s3 finale is debuting is CRIMINAL

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Update: I crumbled and went online, got a pretty sizeable spoiler immediately without warning :,)

I think this fandom is incapable of putting PROPER spoiler warnings like. I cannot read and comprehend your tiny font that says ‘spoiler!’ That’s visible for like half a second. Rrgh

The fact I’m gonna be at work tomorrow when the ii s3 finale is debuting is CRIMINAL

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The fact I’m gonna be at work tomorrow when the ii s3 finale is debuting is CRIMINAL

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I had forgotten to study for a social studies quiz recently and I took out my panic on him, and now I have these wonderful pictures. Just felt like I should share ‘em. If you even care. (¬˰ ¬)

Recently ordered a spot figure and it finally arrived!! He’s so fun and silly to pose while I’m at school :3

Also I kinda. Forgot about this account ha ha. I’ll try being less dead because shitposting is fun ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

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HEY U :3 U SEEM COOL KEEP IT UP! ANYWAYS we would love to ask u one of ur object oc refs for us to draw cuz artblock is killing meh🧍‍♀️✨✨

Fhsjfhjshf THANK YOU!! And totally!! I have quite a few so I’ll just dump all their references!

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Awh it’s so cute!!! Sdhshgdjshdh

HEY U :3 U SEEM COOL KEEP IT UP! ANYWAYS we would love to ask u one of ur object oc refs for us to draw cuz artblock is killing meh🧍‍♀️✨✨

Fhsjfhjshf THANK YOU!! And totally!! I have quite a few so I’ll just dump all their references!

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Recently ordered a spot figure and it finally arrived!! He’s so fun and silly to pose while I’m at school :3

Also I kinda. Forgot about this account ha ha. I’ll try being less dead because shitposting is fun ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

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HEY U :3 U SEEM COOL KEEP IT UP! ANYWAYS we would love to ask u one of ur object oc refs for us to draw cuz artblock is killing meh🧍‍♀️✨✨

Fhsjfhjshf THANK YOU!! And totally!! I have quite a few so I’ll just dump all their references!

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I’m sick with a head cold and I’m more annoyed about the fact I’ll have to write an email to call in sick to my job than the fact that I’m actually sick (◞‸◟；)