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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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Slowburn friendships.....

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Updated Commission Post :>

Link to Ko-Fi

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and somehow its only wednesday?

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Commission Update! You can now get a scenic complex drawing of your OCs/Characters in my art style!

I take paypal or Ko-Fi!

Link to Ko-Fi

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It just occurred to me after like. 2 years. That maybe if being called "he/him" occasionally makes me super happy every time it happens. Maybe I will be happier. If people called me he/him more often. Maybe that's why I keep thinking I want people to say it more. Maybe -

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i need to swindle this man for all he’s worth before some other fucking baron steals it all

those dark brooding eyes. That non existent smile. The way that he looks like he hasn’t slept in days. The lack of emotion in his voice. Guys!! HES PERFECT

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those dark brooding eyes. That non existent smile. The way that he looks like he hasn’t slept in days. The lack of emotion in his voice. Guys!! HES PERFECT

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hate how if i wanna cook other food i have to have more ingredients. It’s like “use 5 eggs and 3 cups of half and half” as if these are just regular household items!!!

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reporting in boss there's three of them 🫡

only 2 more to go because the card has 5 and I'm not doing more than that

OH MY LORD THEY LOOK SO GOOD!!! AHHHH!!!!’

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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*Holding Estrogen and T behind my back* Listen guys. I might have a way to avoid the drafts. But you’re not going to like it.

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!

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I look forward to this year’s art fight! ;D