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THE OFFICE 4.13 — "Dinner Party"

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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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Issa & Paul Baker in ADULTS 1.08 | The Mail

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all i know is that if xaden put that ring on violet just to leave he’s got something up his sleeve and he’s about to fight ten times harder to get back to her

there is no way xaden is rolling over and giving up. all throughout onyx storm we basically see that he is only trying (or looking like he is) for vi, but whatever he showed sgaeyl, something clicked.

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Violet: (singing mentally, a chorus looping in her head while watching Xaden in the sparring hall)

Xaden: ..Are you seriously going to play that on repeat all day?

Violet: Don't you want me as your personal cheerleader?

Xaden: Hearing "da-da-da dangerous love" on repeat in my head is not helping!

Violet: You win anyway! I'm just leveling the field.

Xaden: I'll let you pay for this, Violence.

Violet: Try-try-try try me! *giggle*

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BILLIE SCHAEFFER in Adults | Season 1

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The dinner party is going really well

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You look like a little rascal

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Waft? Instructions unclear

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Hey, bud. Hi. How are you? Name's Paul Baker. It's nice to meet you. Look, my buddy over there, my buddy with the flag? That's him. He's going through it right now. He found his dad's shotgun in the old coat closet. Problem is, he's not a... 007 man like yourself. So we're just trying to figure out a way to, uh, sell this bad boy back to you. You know, aka a litte buyback. I'm sure you're familiar, you know?

ADULTS — 1.03 "Have You Seen This Man?"

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I thought you said they weren't assless. Oh, he changed. He changed.

ADULTS — 1.06 "Roast Chicken"

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ADULTS — 1.02 "Spit Roast"

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The worst at making decisions (and therefore should be left to their own devices the most):

paul baker/samir

billie (on her own)

issa/billie

issa/anton

paul baker/anton

billie/samir

paul baker/issa

As of yet unknown (because they haven't paired off yet):

billie/paul baker

samir/issa

anton/billie

samir/anton

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I’m literally begging people to watch Adults because

1. It’s genuinely funny

2. I need a season two

3. They’re all hot

4. It’s gay

5. I need a season two

6. Charlie Cox

7. Jack Innanen

8. Owen Thiele

9. I need a season two

10. Lucy Freyer

11. Julia Fox guest stars

12. I need a season two

13. Malik Elassal

14. Amita Rao

15. Nick Kroll is an executive producer

16. I need a season two

17. There are not enough fics on ao3

18. It’s literally hilarious

19. It has so much potential please watch it

20. I need a season two

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i’m afraid that paul baker might just be white boy of the month because im bewitched by that deer in headlights look he has going on