i-am-jacks-procrastination
i-am-jacks-procrastination
i am jack's complete procrastination
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a blog dedicated to fight club because i can't keep bothering people irl about this movie
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 4 days ago
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fight club novel-only fun facts:
- tyler cries during the lye burn scene
- marla also got โ€œtylerโ€™s kissโ€
- narrator has a hole through his cheek (which he has to plug in order to drink liquids)
- tyler has cigarette burns on his arms
- tyler & narrator have gone clubbing
- tyer & narrator met on a nude beach
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 9 days ago
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it really hurts me how most real world fc "fans" either dont care for, dont remember or think the narrator is irrelevant. oh tyler and that guy. oh yeah thats tyler and tyler. Fuck You
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 10 days ago
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oh yeah
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 11 days ago
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my beautiful wife
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 12 days ago
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can we as talk about how tyler's carry-on bag was just. full of bars of soap.
like.
wtf.
ive never really thought about this, but that doesnt make any sense. why would that not be,, like, a checked bag? why is it carry-on?? thats so stupid ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
is that what the narrator thinks soap salesmen are like?? lugging around a full briefcase of soap wherever they go, never out of their hands??
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 12 days ago
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Dyou get it
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 12 days ago
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 14 days ago
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 15 days ago
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narrator's the type of guy that if he had bruises on his neck and said "I got punched in the throat" you wouldn't be able to tell if he was making a poor excuse for hickies or if he genuinely did get his shit rocked
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 15 days ago
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Costume designer Michael Kaplan's illustrations and break downs of the costumes designed for Brad Pitt's' character "Tyler Durden" in Fight Club. They customised the vintage Gucci loafers to have a thicker sole to make up for the difference in height between Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 15 days ago
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getting this off my chest, 80s/90s billy idol is biblically accurate angelface actually and im sick of pretending he's not
(im doing fucking mental somersaults to avoid looking at jared leto's bad bleach in that movie)
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 15 days ago
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I have to watch Fight Club again. For my sanity or something (it's because of Edward Norton and his kinky little imaginary bitch)
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 15 days ago
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his greed sickens me
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 18 days ago
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if you want these freaks in your home check out my shop at the attached link !!
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 28 days ago
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saying โ€œi want himโ€ about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 28 days ago
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sowwy
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i-am-jacks-procrastination ยท 28 days ago
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ive been staring at this for 10 minutes straight. the way he looks at him normally before he realizes he just wants to fix his bowtie. grown ass man rolling his eyes. were you expecting a kiss or something
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