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Oooh-la-la

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Just because you aren’t happy now doesn’t mean you won’t ever be

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People: “So tell me about yourself”

My introvert ass thinking about who I am:

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Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they’ll tell you about one day.

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Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

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you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how I want my heart to feel

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REBLOG if you're pan/bi/asexual

The holy trinity of non-existing sexes.

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We should start referring to age as “levels”, so when you’re level 80 it sounds more badass than just being an old person.

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i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

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The Hollyweed guy is looking at double the jail time that Brock Turner got. 

“Hollyweed” didn’t hurt anyone, there is not lasting damage to the sign, all that needs to be done to reverse the prank is to take down four signs. After that, it’s like it never even happened. 

Brock Turner, on the other hand, violently assaulted and violated an unconcious woman. That trauma will be with her, possibly for the rest of her life. There is no reversing that. It can never be undone. It will never be as if it never happened.

I guess landmarks are just more important than women’s bodies.

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i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

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idk who i am but i don’t like her

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