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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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aka... a longhaired ginger classic tabby male with high ticking and lots of white spots!

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

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do you see this shit my liege

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do you see this shit my liege

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the enemy is doing some touhou shit my lord

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the enemy is doing some touhou shit my lord

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

This guy's jacked up. For reals.

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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She Miku on my Miku til I Oooweeooo

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She Miku on my Miku til I Oooweeooo

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

• the great beast

• strange transgenders

• the depressed gamer

• prolific but unmarketable artist

• 1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

• extremely niche interest

• robosexual

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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if i woke up after a tornado and stepped outside and someone was like this is munchkin land those are the munchkins id go back inside

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if i woke up after a tornado and stepped outside and someone was like this is munchkin land those are the munchkins id go back inside

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say hi to dick ciggy cock and fag

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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

#i dont think theres non radioactive plutonium

#you have to say i wish otherwise it's just like. a favor

cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics

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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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bro why are you getting a masters degree were just going to 7 11 is something wrong with you

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bro why are you getting a masters degree were just going to 7 11 is something wrong with you

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

baby need smoko

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko