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Touch His Tit Tuesday DS9 edition

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The rain and the wedding.

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马上接着去赶稿我就不转英文了。（…… 最近一直在淅淅沥沥地下雨，容易让人产虐梗呢……我要收拾心情画起小黄本！握拳！6月CP等着我（的本）！

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Now what’s the reason for Spock to say this while beeing affected by something that makes you imagine “the thing that matters the most”??? And what do you mean Kirk stops abruptly before giving too much away??? Giving what away??? That you’re gay??? That you’re so unbelievably gay for your first officer??? And that he’s just as gay for you??? What do you mean???😀😀😀

From “The Winged Dreamers” by Jennifer Guttridge

In “Star Trek: The New Voyages” (1976)

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Best type of episode

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Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

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dean winchester kept a photograph from his favorite boy on his favorite day and you are laughing?

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Mycroft : My little brother is here. I'd like you to help babysit, if it's not too much trouble.

Lestrade : Babysit? It would be my pleasure. How old is he?

Sherlock : (walking into the room) Twenty-five.

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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Raffles audio plays will always hold a special place in my heart. To read raffles is one thing. To naively forget Raffles is not quite Sherlock and play it at a family gathering is another. Oh, how many of us died in blushing cringe because of just how descriptively Bunny described Raffles fingering a lock—I MEAN fisting a lock—FUCK! I MEANY BREAKING A LOCK BECAUSE HE FINGERED IT TOO HARD—FUCKKK!

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Just saw the most AI generated ad I’ve ever seen. It was a Dunkin Donuts commercial and it was so AI it was disturbing. I don’t want to see a melted cheese bouncy egg patty breakfast sandwich, which is the size of a box a mattress would come in, being caught by a AI monstrosity pretending to be human! I also don’t want to see a bizarre shaped hand slam down coffee oil? I assume? Idk wtf was in that cup but you could not pay me to drink it

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry. So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful. She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal. He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet... "Oh you have a dick?" "... yeah." He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says "Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride. My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can please my girl but I'll show them!"

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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

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“Dean always said they’d go down swinging!” Yeah he said that in the season 3 finale. When he was set to die in a day. Of fucking course he said that that’s not what he actually wanted you stupid bitch.

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someone please gif that pained face martin makes after the kiss in those vodaphone commercials because that is uhhhhhh exactly the face john’s gonna make after kissing sherlock for the first time

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thinking abt thee long road to destiel love confession: bedlund was like. ok EYE will write the first destiel admission of love [pens "what? i love past you" in 5x04 because well, past-dean reminds him of the dean he fell in love with, the dean that cares about the whole world. gets changed to "like."] then robbie said ok EYE will be the first to write an explicit destiel love confession and DEAN confesses FIRST and they're in an underground space with no windows! [pens "i forgive you. i love you." gets changed to "i need you" which. is honestly a more insane thing to say] then davy perez was like. ok EYE will write the first destiel love confession in 12x12 and cas is saying to dean as he's about to DIE. but then he kinda backtracks it and says he loves everyone. and then finally berens was like, ok i guess it's me. [checks notes] so we got, cas confessing his love and how much he loves dean, specifically highlighting how dean CARES and has a huge heart. and uhh they're in an underground room. with no windows. and cas is about to die. no backtracking this time.