Welcome, Starshine. I am Tori. (They/Them pronouns preferred. She/Her acceptable) Caffeine, nicotine, and bod mods; I like that shit. Along with cats, glitter, unicorns, and rainbows. Highly sexual creature with the innocence of a kitten.
Queer, taken, and trying to find happiness in the mundane.
Homesick for the elderly lesbian couple at my hometown's antique store who found out I was transitioning and said, "You should buy a lantern! All the men who come in here go bonkers for our lanterns."
“I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days. And thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.”
you know what i've noticed in cop shows? lawyers are ALWAYS made to look bad for instructing their clients on their rights and how to speak to cops. in the situations portrayed in the show it looks bad because the person being interrogated is guilty of horrible crimes and thus the lawyer looks evil for defending them. everyone kind of groans when the serial killer or whatever is like "I want a lawyer". am I crazy or is this like a repetitive Thing in cop shows?
being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc
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