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ace queens btw. that's it, that's the post.

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If galaxies are always moving away and if space is always expanding, and the furthest away things are moving away the fastest, then is all space expanding like this?

I’m not talking about the space where no one can hear you scream, I mean the space between electrons and neutrons and protons and all that jazz.

Is it only because we are so close to them that we cannot tell that the space in between is expanding?

If this is at all plausible, then in one million years, will everything be bigger by whatever degree that the space has expanded?

Is this a thing? Would it theoretically even be possible to prove?

Its only 8:37pm and I’m already spiralling.

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what do you like most about yourself

OOOH oh okay. I know it is like materialistic and kind of shallow but my nose. I’ve got like a badass roman nose and I never really noticed until one of my friends started harping on about how cool my profile was (thanks friend.) and also my freckles, I have quite alot of freckles on my face, especially in summer, and on the rest of my body too and I just like the way they look. I’m like a walking dot to dot 🤭😼😼

Thanks for interacting I am in DIRE need of it tbh. 🫶

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No no no.. bother ME with questions and statements. (Please)

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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It’s because he is white and he is a bat

🧛🏻🦇 goth queen

Contrary to popular belief, Snape's favourite plant is actually the White Bat Flower

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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

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Gender queer folks and ppl who present differently to their gender are about to be the most well fed individuals.

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!

Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

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I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

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Guys plz stop with the immature dismissal of random stranger’s opinions, I’m tired

No but seriously this is such an immature take, some people need to realise that even if someone has an opinion you disagree with, they are allowed to voice it. Its YOUR decision whether you listen or not.

Also, if you can’t bring yourself to have a civilised discussion with someone who has different opinions to you, then that says something about you as a person and your values.

TREAT OTHERS WITH RESPECT

guys plz stop with the “I hate feminine sirius” I’m tired

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So real honestly.

Hold 😮 up ✋🏼 what 🤔 did you 🫵🏼 say 🗣️ ❓ about our 😜 blorbo 🤪 Sneep 🦇 ⁉️ How 🤷🏻 dare 😡 you 😤 No 🙅🏻 Snaters 🤢 are allowed ⛔️here 👇🏼 We 🙌🏼 Snovers 😘 love 🥰 our man 🕺🏻 He is smarter 📕 funnier 😹 and sexier 🥵 than an idiot 🥶 like you 🫵🏼 will EVER be 😌 He is NOT 🚫 an incel 🥱 He 🙋🏻‍♂️ gets 🏃 his cock 🐓 sucked 💦 every 🤤 night 😴 and we 🙌🏼 make sure 😜 of it 😚 Sorry 😢 not 😜 sorry 🤩 that you 👶🏻 just don’t ❌ understand 💭 his mysterious 👻 brooding 🪄 nature 🍀 It requires 🧐 a big 🤯 brain 🧠 which you 🥸 will NEVER 👎🏼 possess 😛 so talk 🎙️ to the hand 👋🏼 and just 😠 go 🚶 back 🔙 to your 🤒 marlosers 🤣 and accept 😩 that you 🤡 will never 😰 ever 😫 get on our 😋 level 🎚️ bitch 🐕 😈👹👺

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

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“Use your gifts and your talents to greatest possible effect while you can. Spread joy wherever possible. Laugh at jokes. Tell jokes. Make puns and bugger the embuggerances. Read books. Read my books. You might like them. You might find something else you like even more than them. Look for these things in life.

Question authority. Champion good causes. Speak out against injustice. Do not tolerate bullies or bigots or racists or anti-intellectuals or the narrow-minded. Use your education to challenge them. Broaden their perspectives. Make the world you interface with a happier place.

These are your choices. Choices you have been fortunate to have been given, so don’t waste them while you have them. Don’t look back in years to come and wish you had grasped a fleeting opportunity. Grasp it now with both hands, Live. Strive. Love.”

from A Little Advice for Life taken from ‘Terry Pratchett: from birth to death, a writer.’

—Sir Terry Pratchett; April 28, 1948 – March 12, 2015

One of the greatest compliments I've ever received is that I resemble Sam Vimes.

Mind how you go.

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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Saw Yard Act the other day, “Where’s My Utopia” is honestly made to be performed. Fucking great stuff.

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YES. I’ve just finished reading POA again and onto the half blood prince… I love it bc I notice new stuff every time. But boy I haven’t even read the first or second books since I FIRST read them… like when I was 10 or something.

unpopular OPINION

the first two hp books aren’t that good, like first time reading them, they’re great! but when rereading i skip them books 😭😭

i’ve tried rereading philosophers stone about ten times and i just can’t. so then i just skip to prisoner of azkaban because of the marauders in me 😊😊