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i-dont-fucking-know
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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Once upon a time…
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.
And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.
And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.
That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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The Four Discoursemen
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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Stained glass ao3 logo :P
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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whatever whatever the “dopamine addiction” industry is lying to you the point of life is to have as broad a range of pleasures as you can. the problem with dependency is not that it’s evil to be dependent on something, it’s that it can be unhealthy to rely completely on a singular source of happiness/pleasure/escape. this does not make the desire to escape inherently evil or some kind of inherent weakness. you are not addicted to dopamine you have a habit of relying on one thing for all your needs and that is a habit you can change slowly over time without complete ‘abstinence’ so to speak. and comparing any of this to a substance addiction is unhelpful + unhealthy + will get your local addict (me) to kick you in the shins very hard
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"
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i-dont-fucking-know · 1 hour ago
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i-dont-fucking-know · 4 hours ago
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100% accurate description
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i-dont-fucking-know · 4 hours ago
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I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.
And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.
And it's like.
I don't think radfems go outside.
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i-dont-fucking-know · 4 hours ago
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Things are happening on reddit
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i-dont-fucking-know · 4 hours ago
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Last words
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i-dont-fucking-know · 4 hours ago
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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i-dont-fucking-know · 4 hours ago
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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
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i-dont-fucking-know · 10 hours ago
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. gαηg'ѕ αℓℓ нєяє
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i-dont-fucking-know · 10 hours ago
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imagine 9 bigenerating into 10 tho. first reaction wouldn't be wtf is happening why'd this twink just spawn out of me. no. he'd turn around, see that the big eyed twink in question is wearing his leather jacket, and so he'd grab a spanner, start slapping 10 repeatedly saying "give. that. back"
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i-dont-fucking-know · 10 hours ago
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"What use are emotions...
... if you will not save the woman you love?" Even a Dalek knows the truth!
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Deleted scene that some madman decided to cut from 'Dalek.'
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