i-hate-mayo
i-hate-mayo
and it feels good to be known so well
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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"I always loved rock music, and always wanted to find a way that I could make it feel like me, and make it feel feminine and still tell a story and have something to say that’s vulnerable and intimate."
GUTS out now
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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Ayo Edebiri by Myesha Evon Gardner
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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(light practice from the true blue music video)
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[ID: a digital painting of a still of lucy dacus. it is in hues of blue. she is holding her head with blue paint-stained hands, looking up at the viewer. her head is tipped down. behind her is light from a window as well as filtered illumination on the wall, in bars of light. end ID]
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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Okay, my friends and I were discussing our personal interpretations of Barbie, so here's the quiz made as a result that lets you know if you're actually a Barbie or a Ken with no relevance or reference to the film at all
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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Let me tell you about my new favourite cookbook
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Hey tumblr. Are you trying to learn to cook for yourself? I sure am. My roommate just got me this book and I am totally blown away — it’s an entire cooking course in one book easy and accessible, taking you from following recipes to making up your own by teaching you the science behind it all. Do you love science? I love science. I especially love DIAGRAMS!
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You can’t quite see it, but this tells you not just what parts to eat, but how to prepare it. I’m always in grocery stores staring at veg going “okay but what do I DO with it?” and this book actually answers that in clear, simple language and beautiful watercolours.
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What’s the difference when recipes call for different types of frying? Hey, I guess I know now!
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Illustrations instead of photos encourage you to play around instead of trying to get the exact same result.
Samin Nosrat, the author, is incredibly personable along with being a great writer and chef. The prose parts of the book are clearly worded and full of personality. It explains details of cooking that lots of other cookbooks leave out, meaning a intermediate cook like me can actually grasp skills like breaking down a whole chicken or getting the heart out of fresh artichokes. 
The first half of the book is meant to be read straight through and explains the theory behind the elements of food in a casual writing style. Then it has 100 recipes that are meant to teach you all the basic skills and are a jumping-off point, because what she really wants you to do is EXPERIMENT! I can’t wait to eat a bunch of this stuff.
I don’t know about you, but I failed to learn cooking from my mom even though she’s a great cook. I regret it now and want to learn to be comfortable in the kitchen, because I love eating and I want to take back control of the food I eat. When I got this book, the first random page I flipped to had a matrix explaining what works well with avocado. I knew right away it was going to be my kind of book. (I ended up staying up late reading it.)
So if you’re also trying to learn to cook, to take back control of what you eat, want a really pretty illustrated cookbook, whatever — I can’t recommend this enough. 
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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Winter, spring, summer and fall Four seasons, four loves
for zukka week day 3 // song lyrics
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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always an angel never a god
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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what if we eloped in the earth kingdom 👉🏼👈🏼 and we were both girls 🫣😳
for mailee week day 2 // post canon
((heavily inspired by Uemura Shōen’s whispering beauties <333))
[ID: a colored digital drawing of Mai and Ty Lee. they’re drawn from the thigh-up, standing. Ty Lee is behind Mai and leaning close to her, tucking a white magnolia flower behind her ear. Mai’s head is slightly turned, and she’s looking softly back at Ty Lee. they’re both wearing kimonos in tones of green. the drawing is colored to resemble ukyo-e prints]
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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this is very important
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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I love boygenius 💙
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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i ask because growing up i always thought i had a normal amount of cousins but now everyone always tells me i have a lot so i wanna see whats average
also i included that last option because its probably what fits best for me personally but for reference i think the amount of cousins i have is somewhere in the early 20s
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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@bryke
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i-hate-mayo · 2 years ago
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My husband and I developed a theory so please play along and tell me where you are in birth order (oldest, middle, youngest, only) and if you think having siblings is overall a positive or negative thing.
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