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I SHALL ANSWER THE CALL!!!

@walmart-the-official

I keep seeing these so here we go

10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate

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uhh... guys?

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she’s right

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❥ Twisted Wonderland Dormitory Songs

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Thank you! And I will tag you :))

Hi, i have recently been tasked with making your vanilla extract cake and because I am a person of my word and cave under peer pressure, I cannot go back on my promise lol.

Do you have any good suggestions on who's made a decent recipe for the cake? I'm not good at working out percentages lol.

Wow, good for you! Hope it's a fun challenge, although I don't think you'll get a very good tasting end result, haha.

I too struggle with translating percentages into a workable recipe, and while I've seen a handful of different proposed proportions tossed around, I couldn't speak of the success of them, as I never set out to make the cake myself.

I did, however, compile a list of people who did make the cake in various forms. Many of them follow individual interpretations, so there is no single recipe to recommend - I suggest doing whichever would work best for you.

Most of the links are still live, but two of the links are unfortunately dead at this time - I'm sure they still live on in forgotten reblogs, but I haven't had the time to dig around for them.

And please do tag me if you post the results of yours!

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DAMN we were so close, congratulations @hot-take-tournament!!!

Thanks to everyone who helped try to get me the win!

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

“I hope your notes never know peace Identify 💖”

“Hey, that's me! THE THREATSVERSE STILL LIVES IN 2025!!! Also, phat did I do to earn this anon's wrath PLEASE SHOW MERCY MY POOR NOTIFS-”

@hot-take-tournament

“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”

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Dude honestly same

i dont even identify shit anymore

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NOOOOOO GUYS PLEASE WE'RE SO CLOSE!!!

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

“I hope your notes never know peace Identify 💖”

“Hey, that's me! THE THREATSVERSE STILL LIVES IN 2025!!! Also, phat did I do to earn this anon's wrath PLEASE SHOW MERCY MY POOR NOTIFS-”

@hot-take-tournament

“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”

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Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

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Gotta vote for @walmart-the-official

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@making-you-in-mc

“i run myis and it's fun having a bunch of creative friends in the Critter Making Collective. as a ghost of tournaments past, i send creatures upon ye.”

@walmart-the-official

(no propaganda submitted)

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Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

“I hope your notes never know peace Identify 💖”

“Hey, that's me! THE THREATSVERSE STILL LIVES IN 2025!!! Also, phat did I do to earn this anon's wrath PLEASE SHOW MERCY MY POOR NOTIFS-”

@hot-take-tournament

“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”

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I didn't even realise r-ominous positivity was in the bracket my fellow threat 😢

Round 0

@xkcd-for-that

“it's xkcd, do I need to say more? ”

@r-ominous-positivity

(no propaganda submitted)

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7 I THINK???

I MIGHT BE BAD AT PERCENTAGE AND POLL MATH-

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

“I hope your notes never know peace Identify 💖”

“Hey, that's me! THE THREATSVERSE STILL LIVES IN 2025!!! Also, phat did I do to earn this anon's wrath PLEASE SHOW MERCY MY POOR NOTIFS-”

@hot-take-tournament

“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

“I hope your notes never know peace Identify 💖”

“Hey, that's me! THE THREATSVERSE STILL LIVES IN 2025!!! Also, phat did I do to earn this anon's wrath PLEASE SHOW MERCY MY POOR NOTIFS-”

@hot-take-tournament

“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

“I hope your notes never know peace Identify 💖”

“Hey, that's me! THE THREATSVERSE STILL LIVES IN 2025!!! Also, phat did I do to earn this anon's wrath PLEASE SHOW MERCY MY POOR NOTIFS-”

@hot-take-tournament

“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

14 MORE VOTES WE CAN DO THIS!!!

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

“I hope your notes never know peace Identify 💖”

“Hey, that's me! THE THREATSVERSE STILL LIVES IN 2025!!! Also, phat did I do to earn this anon's wrath PLEASE SHOW MERCY MY POOR NOTIFS-”

@hot-take-tournament

“Mod is amazing. Love their reactions to new information (especially because they aren't USAmerican and often are horrified by anything going on in the USA).”

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@scp-threats-is-back

“All your securing, containing, protecting needs fulfilled!”

“You'll make their dog sad if you vote for anyone else :(”

@fake-post-archive

(no propaganda submitted)