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Literally just made this blog to scream about Shadow Milk Cookie
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i-just-like-crk · 5 months ago
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Guys I was reading a fanfic and suddenly I had a thought and my brain RAN WITH IT so… TAKE THIS
Beasts bite. They sink their claws and teeth into what is theirs. And in terms of other cookies, it is no different. The bite of a Beast forms a tether that can only be severed by the Beast who put it there. It always dully aches, a pain low enough that one can grow accustomed to it, but one that always sharpens if its victim needs a reminder of who they belong to. The bite of each Beast feels different in how it reminds its holders
For Shadow Milk, the bite oozes magic that feels like the coils of a snake; cold, constricting and possessive. They make it harder to think, harder to fight, harder to breathe…
For Mystic Flour, the bite feels like a paralyzing venom that makes one’s body heavy and numb until movement feels impossible
For Burning Spice, the bite seethes and burns just beneath the skin, as though their body is aflame, though no fire is present
For Eternal Sugar, the bite pulses with an aura meant to lure one into a false sense of security and almost like… it wishes to lull them to sleep
For Silent Salt, the bite radiates an oppressive pressure that makes it hard even to speak, let alone cry out for help, before striking with sharp and painful stabs
The bite of a Beast marks its prey, and reminds them that, no matter how far they run, their Beast will always find them, guided by the bond they forced with their bite.
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i-just-like-crk · 5 months ago
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Just finished playing the new EP and good lord. Do you know how terrifying Shadow Milk would be as a yandere? I mean, he’s already one by default.
He’s a master manipulator, a shape-shifter, can spy on anyone from anywhere from any place, the (ex) master of all knowledge, literally has the ability to re-write your memories, oh— and his house is a lawless time and space maze. We haven’t seen him in an actual battle yet either, but we can assume that the (ex) Master of All Knowledge must know magic that wields a devastating amount of power.
Seriously. How do you run from this guy??? You just.. can’t. He’s constantly ten steps ahead of you, in his spire where the past, present, and future intertwine. He knows your next move before you do, and has already laid out clever traps and obstacles by the time you come to your decision. Each hurdle you stumble upon challenges your resolve, challenges your knowledge. You begin to doubt yourself with each one; questioning everything you’ve ever known and everything that you are. Horrific hallucinations chip away at you bit by bit, until you’re delirious and vulnerable, uncertain about everything— but one thing does remain certain. Each path you take leads you back to him. And when you finally circle back to him (just as it was written in the script), walls broken down, leaving your fragile mind and soul bare and at his mercy— he strikes.
The worst part of all is how much joy he takes in seeing you try. It’s not that he likes it when you run off (in fact, he’d prefer if you didn’t leave his side at all), but the crushing defeat in your eyes when you realize how futile it all was, when you finally realize the truth— that you were destined to be his, from the moment of the world’s inception, it was written that you belonged to him. And there is no running from destiny.
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i-just-like-crk · 6 months ago
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SHDOWMILK UPDATEE COMIN!!!
I AM AWARE. I AM READY.
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i-just-like-crk · 7 months ago
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CookieSized!Beast Cookies x HumanSized!Reader
Cuddling Head-cannons!
Shadow Milk Cookie:
He’s super into cuddling, but only when he wants too. Like, man is clingy in the same way a cat is.
He would totally want to crawl up the inside of your sleeve like a gremlin and curl up on your chest.
Speaking of chest, that’s his favorite place to snuggle up too, either that or your face. Specifically your cheek since he’s tiny. (He likes to be a presence you can’t ignore.)
If you love cuddles prepare to be absolutely smothered in them. He wants to be all you can focus on in this world, and allowing him to cling to you is an opportunity he just can’t pass up.
If you don’t like cuddles then you are fresh outta luck because he does not care. It doesn’t matter to him how large you are, or how intimidating you can be. He’s snuggled up to you and he’s comfortable. Plus… since when were you in charge?
Like, if you’re resting he’s all up in your business, IMMEDIATELY. If you try to push him away enough times, he’ll walk off in a fake huff talking about ‘diva(s)’. But once you finally fall asleep he’s right back where he wants to be.
Ironically enough if you try to cuddle up to him without his prompting, he’ll play hard to get. Might even bat your hand away too- (well, as much as a itty-bitty cookie his size can to a human).
When he’s cuddled up on your chest, sometimes he’ll worm his way up to your ear. He’ll begin to whisper things, things he couldn’t possibly know. Tidbits about your day you never told him, stuff that has yet to happen, knowledge on how to help you succeed in future endeavors. You are normally asleep by the time this advice comes, so why does he do this?
Is it the joy he feels knowing that he has all the answers you need and all the control to tell you only when you’re not listening? Or is it something else? Only he has the answer to that.
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Mystic Flour Cookie:
She’s definitely not clingy, but she doesn’t mind it when you two cuddle.
I imagine since she’s the Beast of Apathy she is quite neutral about where she lays in accordance to you in bed. You could have her in your arms, your hands, heck probably even on the top of your head and she’d be ok with it.
She won’t admit this, but her favorite way to cuddle is with your head in her lap and her hand in your hair. Yes, you are still human sized. Also yes, she is still cookie sized. (You guys make it work though.)
Love cuddles or hate cuddles, she couldn’t care either way. Calm and composed, she decides when and when not to allow you to breach her personal space.
Although, if you do catch her off guard with a pick up and cuddle attack from behind. Even if she may not show it immediately, she doesn’t like when people just take what they want from her. Expect the cold shoulder.
On rare occasions, Mystic Flour can and will ask to be held. There’s something unusual about her tone, something more..alive.
When you have long since fallen asleep, she finds her hand stroking your hair absentmindedly. She then slowly lowers her body to lay against your head, all of HER own volition. For cuddling you was her choice, not your will. Hers.
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Burning Spice Cookie:
Normally, I would never think that Burning Spice would go for cuddles. Too boring and stagnant for his tastes.
But if you did manage to get him to cuddle, you bet you had to earn that. And it wasn’t easy. So if you like fighting tooth and nail for the right to cuddle, then Burning Spice is your man!
Battle against him, he doesn’t care how large and fleshy you are. He wants a fight, he needs a fight. If you want to cuddle The Great Destroyer, then show him you can handle it! (This is an every night before bed thing too).
Finally you win—(because let’s be honest..he’s like what, 3 inches tall?) —and now you’ve earned the right to cuddle. Burning Spice’s favorite place to cuddle is right against your stomach or heart, things he can hear.
Sometimes during these sessions, you can catch a glimpse of Burning Spice’s face, it looks empty as he listens to your body work and breathe. You wonder whats going though his head.
But as soon as it’s there, it’s gone and is replaced with his usual scowl as he loudly exclaims how ‘bored’ he is with the current situation.
As I’ve already explained, if you want cuddles Burning Spice is definitely going to play hard to get. Much like Shadow Milk in that sense. But on another note, much like Mystic Flour he doesn’t care if he gets cuddles or not. (If anything he seems to project more no than yes. But if that’s really true, why does he still offer to fight you each night?)
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Eternal Sugar Cookie:
Are you a couch potato with big emotions?! Do you like to cuddle?! Then maybe you should consider getting yourself an Eternal Sugar Cookie to keep you company!
They are a MASSIVE cuddle monster, (they might even be clinger than Shadow Milk in this sense) you’re like a big warm pillow! They are perched or nestled somewhere on you from 24/7 to eternity.
Their favorite place to cuddle is curled up on your neck. Wings draped over the sides of your shoulders in a sort of possessive hug. Feeling your pulse.
If you like cuddles Eternal Sugar is definitely a provider, and is pretty good at making you feel right at ease. I could imagine them curled up, tangled in your hair and lazily strumming at their lyre with droopy eyes.
Being the Beast of Sloth, I could see them using their power to perhaps make you feel a bit more lethargic than usual.
After a while with Eternal Sugar you might start missing your morning alarm, sleeping in, missing breakfast, lunch, maybe even dinner too…a couple days go by…wait, how long have you been sleeping for again?
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Silent Salt Cookie:
Tbh, I see this cookie as very hit or miss when it comes to cuddle time. Either they’re all in on some nice quiet quality time or they want absolutely nothing to do with it.
If they are into it I could see them liking sleeping tangled up in your legs (keeps you from moving too much) or I could see them resting in your hands, especially if you sleep with them curled up to your face.
Don’t expect any kind of talk though, if you start yapping while you two are snuggled up close they’ll just end up getting up and walking away. It’s silence or nothing. (And if you talk in your sleep, just forget about it.)
If they are not in the mood for cuddles, don’t try and convince them. Begging and pleading will only serve to annoy this beast. You gotta let them come to you, like a stray cat you gotta earn the trust of before they come inside your home.
On the days you guys cuddle, if you stay really quiet and still, you can feel Silent Salt press into you almost longingly. Is it despair? Is it loneliness? Want, need? It’s impossible to tell which emotion the beast is feeling with that helmet on. All you can guess is that they are comfortable in the palms of your hands. That’s all that matters…right?
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Fin and thank you for reading!
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i-just-like-crk · 8 months ago
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Hey...uh I just found your thing and I was curious what cookies you write for in kingdom....everyone or just some?
I’ll write for whoever I’ve written about so far.
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i-just-like-crk · 8 months ago
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What you don’t realize when you finally escape Burning Spice… is that he let you escape.
He likes to let you run off— likes to wait a few days to let you think that you’ve finally shaken him off your trail— only to hunt you down and crush any hopes of freedom you may have had.
The hunt is his favorite part. The thrill of a fun challenge. How long can you evade his clutches? How many days will you hold out this time? Did you set up traps and puzzles to throw him off again? Oh— you’ve gotten better at hiding your tracks; you must have learned from the previous escape attempt. The harder you make it, the better. And the more arduous the journey, the sweeter the reward.
He’s counting on you now, don’t make this boring. Please, entertain him.
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i-just-like-crk · 9 months ago
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Might I have your opinion and thoughts on the other currently released Beasts? <3 If you don't mind.
How does one maintain their seat in a heart that is apathetic to all? You often find yourself pondering this question. Whatever love your lord once held for you is gone now, surely... but a hopeful part of you tries to convince you otherwise. With enough twisting of the truth, you can take the fact that she hasn’t reduced you to flour yet as a sign of lingering affection.
And if you search hard enough, maybe you can find a glimmer of warmth in the void of her indifferent gaze.
If you just keep convincing yourself… then maybe… maybe…
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You are afraid of what your lover has become.
He was always, in some sense, a force of nature. His very presence invoked change in the world, and you vividly remember the awe that it would stir within you.
Now, as you look out upon the land, lifeless and ripped asunder by devastation and flames— you feel nothing but terror.
Memories of the glory he once bestowed upon Earthbread flash through your mind, and you can’t help but tremble with the realization that this is no longer just a force of nature, but a beast.
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i-just-like-crk · 10 months ago
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SMILE
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i-just-like-crk · 10 months ago
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Shadow Milk Cookie on his way to call everyone nicknames.
Wonder what he has in store for Y/N….
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i-just-like-crk · 10 months ago
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One-sided love with Millennial Tree Cookie…
He already knows of your affections— has known since the day they first bloomed. He can see it so clearly in your eyes, feel it so earnestly from your heart. The admiration, the absolute reverence, the yearning; alas, he can not return it. Not in the way you hope for.
And you know this. And he knows this. Yet your lord is merciful, and he does not push you away or chastise you. Instead, The Millennial Tree only smiles. He spares your heart by not commenting on the way you stutter, or the way you stare, or the way you seek his praise and approval. He subtly reminds you that you don’t need to prove anything, for he can already see your devotion in the way you faithfully serve him and guard his nest.
He loves you, but he loves you just as he loves all life on earthbread— loves you in the way a god would love their devotees. Loves you in the way the sun loves it’s planets, or the way a gardener loves it’s roses.
He loves you, just not in the way you hope for. And for you, that is enough.
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i-just-like-crk · 10 months ago
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May I drop something before I jump out?
A Shadow Milk Cookie with his lover who joined the dark side
Byee [poofs away]
This is the ideal outcome. Especially for Shadow Milk Cookie.
In all truth… if you’re just as deranged as he is, then your relationship is actually very nice. You will never find yourself short of his attention or affections, and he would love it if you returned the energy.
Your enthusiasm about wreaking havoc on earthbread only makes things better! Nothing gets those proverbial wedding bells ringing quite like when you execute your evil schemes, leaving civilizations of cookies in ruins.
He’ll sit back and observe as you do so— sighing dreamily and wondering: How did I get so lucky!
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i-just-like-crk · 11 months ago
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How would Shadow Milk feel if his lover, that went against him during his corruption, and he's so so so so elated (in Shadow Milk's batshit level of elated) to see again, crumbled while waiting in front of the Silver Tree?
Woe is this jester, I love angst
- 🍡
He’s… surprised. Perhaps even a little devastated.
Despite everything you’ve done, he’s never imagined a future without you in it. What is he supposed to do now? One of the driving factors of his desire for freedom is gone. He’s at a loss.
… But only for a moment.
Once he processes your death, he tuts to himself.
It truly is a shame.
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i-just-like-crk · 11 months ago
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What is your favorite thing about shadow milk cookie?
His whimsicality and penchant for chaotic evil.
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i-just-like-crk · 11 months ago
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Let us scream into the void for our batshit insane jester into the void together-
What do you think about Shadow Milk Cookie who once had a lover during his days as a cookie free from corruption, and when that day comes where he wreaks havoc onto Earthbread, his lover stood against him and lives freely during his imprisonment.
To see their fragments in the present, whether it's their name or their achievement as one of the cookies who went against a beast... Or to know how they're known as a cookie who loves a beast until their end.
(can I be 🍡 anon?)
Shadow Milk Cookie does not take your betrayal well.
Not agreeing with his philosophies is one thing, but acting out against him— helping those wretched witches seal him away— he won’t forget it. He stews in his rage, replays the moments of your treachery over and over again. He doesn’t blame you, he blames the witches. Those cowardly, despicable, rotten farces of gods. You are incredibly misguided by them, that’s all it is. You just need a little shove in the right direction, and once he escapes, he’ll happily provide that.
While Shadow Milk Cookie does not think you are at fault, he does believe that your actions warrant some sort of punishment. He pours himself over this during his imprisonment; ways to get back at you, make you suffer a little before he feels you’ve earned his forgiveness. Nothing he thinks of ever feels severe enough, there is nothing you could possibly do to mend his broken heart. (Perhaps if you stay by his side; spend the rest of eternity repenting and groveling, proving your loyalty and remorse, never estranging yourself from him again… maybe then, he’ll consider taking pity on you.)
After he breaks free from imprisonment, he’s all smiles and theatrics. Naturally, it’s a deceptive cover. Beneath his conniving grin is a deep-seated resentment. He tears the silver tree asunder with a manic smile and a burning desire for revenge. There are many things he intends to reclaim:
First of all, the other half of his soul jam.
He’ll run circles around that false little hero— as he finds that Pure Vanilla is surprisingly susceptible to corruption. It’s an excellent warm-up after laying dormant for so long, and Shadow Milk Cookie intends on enjoying every second of that thief’s descent into madness.
Then, once that’s out of the way, he’ll come for his silly, misguided, deceitful little lover next.
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i-just-like-crk · 1 year ago
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Hello all, you can call me Fib. | 18+ | Fine with any pronouns.
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🂡 No hate speech or malicious behavior will be tolerated here. You will be blocked otherwise.
🂡 I will not be writing explicit nsft (not safe for tumblr/worms) content, but I’ll probably make a few references to it on occasion. Please be mindful of this rule when sending in asks. My inbox will always be open.
🂡 Other than that I’m pretty open to anything. If you’re not sure if your ask meets the criteria then you can send it in anyway. If I do not like the ask/find that it isn’t in line with the rules, then I will just delete it.
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I want to preface my writings by saying that Shadow Milk Cookie is genuinely batshit and I think his character is seriously downplayed due to CRK’s terminology (which, to me, is a shame). That being said, anticipate content that is on the grayer side of the morality spectrum. I’m more or less using this blog to explore his mind and way of thinking— and of course, how all of that would project on to a lover.
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