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Floors are hard

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Okay so whoever the fuck cleaned the bathroom before me I will straight up murder. So I clock in

And I do my bathroom checks

And I go into the girls

And there are NO trash bags n o n e

I have to shovel wet dirty paper towels into a trash bag to replace it like what the fuck

And don’t get me started on the toilet paper

There is none n o n e

About 3/4 stalls have no toilet paper so I straight up close the bathroom and fix this fucking mess

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Okay so why the fuck do old people moan when they piss

Like what the fuck?

I’ll be cleaning the bathroom and a nice old lady waddles to the last stall and then she just goes “oooooooh” like is taking a piss that good? And I can hear the pee sound so I know that’s what she’s doing not the other thing you’d be thinking of

And this isn’t just one old lady- it’s like 90% of them what the fuck

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Oh and another thing I find stupid

so I’m afab nonbinary so I have full clearance to exist in the female restrooms with other afabs but the men’s room is another story

Like it’s not hard to clean or anything but girls will ask “oh can I come in here” and like 99% of the time unless I’m mopping I’ll be like sure whatever

But you fucking guys those who have a dick I am going to break down the men’s room door if 1 y’all don’t answer when I yell in “is anyone in here I need to clean”. 2 if you fuckers race in while I am cleaning. I’m sorry do you want toilet paper and paper towels then get the fuck out. I’ve had one fucker continually race in as I am changing something. Multiple times it has been the soap which is a bitch to change but cmon I can’t exist with you in there my dude I get it you gotta go but at least have some common courtesy and go “hey can I come in here”

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So like I’m changing the toilet paper in the costumer bathrooms right... well I have to go in there once an hour every hour. But today was weird cause rolls typically take 2-3 rounds before I need to change them again. However I changed the one in the third stall and when I came back the thing you put the roll on was on top of the metal fixture you put it in and the entire roll of toilet paper was gone. No cardboard roll just the thingy. This leads me to one conclusion someone stole the fucking role of toilet paper . I thought we were past this bullshit at the beginning of the pandemic but nope here comes Karen stuffing shitty restaurant toilet paper in her big ass purse

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Hey. I work as a janitor at a restaurant. Here’s my random shit posts on what happen that you wouldn’t expect