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I make my wife wear this when we kiss

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What is this depressing life I lead? I could be married with children by now but here I am

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MEESA GET IT??? GETT ITTT??

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Hey wanna buy some midichlorians

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I think I'm just about out of pictures

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Damn, Jar Jar! At it again with that long tongue!

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My two main homies

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Alright now back to the good stuff

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The man behind the magic and my biological father.

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Why won't daddy let me ride him like that?

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Some days I wish I was jar jar. Some days I wish I was Michael. Every day, I dream that I'm both.

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Will somebody please buy me this

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He looks like the Jew from family guy

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This is where I keep them all. I have enough to do this for years

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An actually family portrait