#unfortunately

[mifgirlcomics]

HEEEEEY YOOO !!! 😳>:(

IDEK

[adhdisgay]

In addition to removing fact checkers, Meta also added some new language to their Hateful Conduct policy:

yes this is real. as a reminder, Meta runs Instagram, Facebook, Messenger, and Threads. not that Meta has ever been an ally, but blatantly writing this in your website’s conduct policy is certainly a choice

[afabtwink]

It’s a genre, honestly

[kitoblob]

Glad we all agree on bilbo's name

is this… is this anything :)

[bluukive]

Jerking them off - LaDS

mdni

ᡣ𐭩 lets you jerk him off from behind when he's sleepy, your chest against his back whilst your hand pumps his aching cọck. He's overstimulated, having come twice already, and his face is red from the lewd squelching noises your hand makes against him. He lets his head fall back to your shoulder, murmuring heated words of encouragement - Xavier

ᡣ𐭩 has his larger hand over yours as you jerk him off together. He rolls his hips up and fucks the makeshift hole both of your hands have made. His other hand is pressed up against your own pụssy, cupping and stroking it erratically as you both pleasure each other in unison (almost) - Caleb

ᡣ𐭩 lets you jerk him off through his pants. It's something new he likes to indulge in, a complete contrast to his usually clean appearance. Breathy groans leave his lips as he bucks his clothed hips upwards to meet your hand, ass, whatever is grinding against him at that moment. He eventually comes in his underwear with a spasm - Rafayel

ᡣ𐭩 Makes you watch him jerk himself off whilst you're restrained. Ignores all of your begging and pleading whines whilst looking down at you with a blank expression, but you know him too well. The subtle hitches of his breath and the way his throat bobs told you everything you need to know about how he's feeling - Sylus

ᡣ𐭩 Prefers to pleasure you, but on the rare occasion he lets you touch? He's tugging you onto his lap and guiding his hand to his cock so that you could stroke it. His forehead is pressed against yours as he murmurs low words of praise, occasionally pecking your cheek or lips - Zayne

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

[psipaka]

What is bro yapping about 😂🙏

[redd-byrd]

I have nothing to say for myself

[moopiter]

im sorry in advance but i literally cannot stop laughing abt it

[xiranjayzhao]

I can't tell you how bewildered people in the publishing industry get when I tell them I'm with a Canadian publisher yet still managed to be a bestseller. It's like they can't fathom how a non-US title could achieve that.

Bout to get screwed over by tariffs though because books are not exempt so if you're in the US, get Iron Widow and Heavenly Tyrant ASAP before....Idk what's gonna happen to it, but nothing good 😂

(PS. The audiobook narrator Rong Fu is also Canadian!)

[disgustinggf]

have you ever liked someone on Tumblr?

this isn't a dating app (yes)

[bagea]

[krankenmaus]

for the love of god.

i may never finish this, but thats ok

text is song lyrics

[drusill-a]

[skysmadness]

they were trying to use leader privileges (it didn't work)