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eh close enough welcome back mag 34 anatomy class students ‼️

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Oh, john...

(Based off of this post v)

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why is Helen still a real estate agent. why does she talk like the Distortion. why does she laugh like the Distortion to the point where the transcript specifies it. what the fuck is going on

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she’s so real of that

oh yeah. relatable line from Alice right here

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as soon as i added a very vague letterbox review for this film some guy from work texted me and it took me .5 seconds to realize he had no idea what the plot was actually about… certified ‘bruh’ moment lads

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I realised yesterday that Michael’s scarf reminds me of the 4th Doctor and so I couldn’t resist making this stupid joke

[id 1: a coloured fanart of Gerry Keay and Michael the Distortion from The Magnus Archives. Gerry is wearing a top with the Mechanisms’ logo on it, he is a man with shoulder length black hair with some blonde streaks. He has multiple eye tattoos, ear piercings and snakebites and he’s wearing a belt with studs. He is grinning happily and holding Michael by the scarf. Michael is a floating being with yellow wavy long hair, pink skin, aggressively pink cardigan and a purple shirt. He has an incredibly long scarf in stripes, by which he is slightly pulled down by Gerry. He has a surprised look on his face. The speech bubbles above their heads say:

Gerry: how’s it going, Doctor?

Michael: Doctor what?

Gerry: no, you’re supposed to say “doctor who?”

Michael: but I’m not a who, I’m a what, Gerard.

end id 1]

(a version with Michael’s text in black + a doodle under the cut)

[id 2: the same picture as the first one, except michael’s text is in black instead of different colours. end id 2]

[id 3: a black and white doodle of Michael the Distortion in the same long scarf pointing in awe to a tv screen. On the screen the fourth Doctor from Doctor Who is displayed, wearing a very similar long scarf, a hat and a trench-coat, waving joyously at the viewer. The text above Michael’s head in a fancy font says: “he’s just like me fr!”. end id 3]

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I’m sorry I had to

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this audio just popped in my head this morning and i feel like it’s smth michael would do

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michael awareness poster

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What the two will be separated by now ep 26 and 27 have happened

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Season 5 Jon and Martin be like

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Guys guys Augustus has only talked twice and both times were after a jmj error. I can’t see the dots but I’m connecting them.

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Vampire/Werewolf Au time!

Martin: Jon, when’s the last time you ate?

Jon, who needs to drink blood every like 3 days: I don’t know… 2 weeks?

Martin: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD ?!

Jon, very much dead: Ha ha, very funny Martin. I’m fine, get back to work.

I’m not fully happy with the result of the art, but I’m super busy moving and I couldn’t wait to share this au I’ve been thinking about for weeks and I should make more content for this au in the future

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magnus podcasts are just “what if we put together a bunch of people who really need human connection and are fundamentally really similar and deeply care about each other then make it so none of them ever communicate”

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these are so so stunning

Tma + tmagp art masterpost

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If anyone wanted some insight into how Jonny and Alex differ on writing style, here you go 😅

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yo dudes so i'm currently making a tma book for my friend!

it's basically the tma wiki but in book form :)

(highly inspired by what pricklypearviking on reddit did just much less cool)

current status: i run out of printer toner and im in pain so decided to share this to pass the time