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The glutinous hog slumbers. Growing his hunger in his sleep in anticipation of another day to consume.

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Wanna hip check you through dry wall and turn to laugh at you and call you names. Stupid fatty lover thats what you get for walking too close, this butt deserves extra clearance. No im not helping you up. I've got slop to shove down my gullet. Then I waddle away.

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Ended up napping with the kippies. It were toooooo cozy. I felled asleep after two frozen pizzas with 2 pounds of extra shredded cheese I added. Tge caffeine did little to conteract. Still very fat feelin livin my fattest life. Hashtag lard life

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Having a very very very (thats 3x) lazy this morning 🌄 drinking n eating pizza watching the TV feeeeling fat as hell. You should get me another cold drink, its 10 am that makes it day drinkin. After another cold drink and hot za in my hands you can sidle up and rub my big tummy. The drink is my favorite 😍 its not alcohol, its BAWLS! Its super unique and tasty.

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Ice Cream truck rolled up in my neighborhood yesterday it was so epic. I was like, yoooo whaaaattttt nooooooo oh my goooooddddd and woke up everyone from their afternoon naps and we all ran outside I emmediatly knew what I wanted. I miss the gumball eyes soooooo friggin baddly though frfr on G no C

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What if you fed me a really big cheese burger and I got all quiet and my tummy churned and made slutty needy hungry noises and you called me fat?

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Should it be East end feeders and West end feedees? Or East end feedees and West end feedees? I think the first one

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master, my hot sexy master, can I watch and stroke my pathetic cocky as you crush scrawny pathetic men like me under your feet? Can I feed you and make you grow as I feed you everything and anything? Please master.

Yesy yesy yes.

Of course you can. Just make sure to feed me everything you can. Then feel free to enjoy my presence. But. I do mean everything you can. Hmm, draining you of every available resource. Get you so addicted to me you'd hound family and friends for more money to drain into me. Nothing in your life is as important as me or my growth. You need more me more than you need air to breath. A totally dependent sycophant pleasuring themselves to acts of nauseating greed and indifference.

Uhhh. Clean up the remains of your fellow men and feel no remorse in your empty little head after cumming out the last little bit of sense. When you're done maybe I'll let you cuddle. Ok?

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Meow

Mooooooooooo

^(. .)^

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New dino trunks seriously wicked. On tha lake this weekend its so epic n nice. I float so muchy much blub blub

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Hopeful to have a nice weekend with my folks this weekend. Hopefull for nice boating weather ⛵️ I got these new dino trunks that are big boy size

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Big cute chubby maid to not clean ur house because they are too lazy and chubby. Dont you want a maid lazing on your couch?

Of course you do. Just dont dare go asking me dumber questions about leaning over and dusting so you can leer at my fat but. Its already too many calories being cute. I swear if you suggest I actually work! Guh... can feel my tummy shrinking at the thought. I should sit on you for making me think you'd ask that. Stupid fatty lover. What you get for not feeling me anyway.

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*gets dm*

Oh boy!

*most obvious scam ever*

Everytime

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I felted very berry fat. You should call me fat n stuff n tell me to get bigger a nd biggerer and greedier. Im so greedy and faaaat. Ohhhh *uuuurrrrpppp* I would totes sit on you till you flat n stuff n then I would roll over and snoozey

Also I would go on to crush my couch this weekend you guys and it made me so grumpy. Stupid worthless furniture. I fixed it so now it can contain my bootylicious boy bod

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Should I be fat today?

*Shakes da ball with the funny blue water*

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I love smoke bombs!!!

Beeg fatty me in cool colorful smokey clouds. Shweaty. In my lane. Straight vibing. Slowly succumbing to heat stroke. Straight having a dope time. It really is fat boy Summer lets go woohoo!

We didn't get to light all the fireworks like I would have liked last weekend because of rain so we did them yesterday it was so fun but I sweatted so awful oh my gosh. My birthday is so close to the fourth I blame as the reason I love fireworks so much. My favorites are ground blooms, the bigger bottle rockets that are small but still a little bigger, and smoke bombs.

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Baked cakes!! 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁 🍰

For my last day at work I baked cakes from scratch. They were chiffon cakes with whipped cream frosting and strawberries n blueberries. My hospital 🏥 is closing units but not laying off nurses to avoid paying severance and so we dont get unemployment since im being forced to quit. I really liked the team I worked with but I am so much less stressed. The community i took care of was terrible. You know you see people raging at retail employees and wonder if there's something wrong with them? There probably is and they're even worse being stuck with them for 16 hour shifts.

Lots more time dedicating to my tummy!!