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how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw
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this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for
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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
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Fuck you @netflix for taking this away from us.
Fuck you for constantly taking away openly queer shows.
Fuck you for cancelling every single bloody show that isn’t boring and toned down for a mainstream audience.
Fuck you for cancelling Dead Boy Detectives, I Am Not Okay With This, Lockwood and Co, Shadow and Bone, Kaos and countless other shows that the fandom loved but you destroyed and took away.
Fuck you for giving hope to the Dead Boy Detectives fandom, only to cancel it again.
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i’m a man in the sense of like “a man can only have so many…” or “oh that boy!” but like. not fully a man.
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it fucking sucks that animals can get sick in so many of the same ways humans can but you cant explain it to them. you can't tell your cat their diagnosis and ask their thoughts on treatment. your dog may never understand the concept of medicine. you just need to hope they trust you and know you're trying to help them.
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I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island
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@person4924
I pretty much have seen you at the con, I got too scared to approach 😭
it was my threatening aura wasnt it

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I pretty much have seen you at the con, I got too scared to approach 😭
it was my threatening aura wasnt it

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what if i bite you and uhhh pet ur head
i’ll bite you back and then let u pet me
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Sirius: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Sirius: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.
Sirius: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
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Happy July 19th
OOH SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET
today's MY Hornetversary

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not
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why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
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People think their always safe *pulls gun out of my bra* *now speaks in a country accent* but no ones ever safe..
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Did you know tha- *my wig is snatched, revealing second wig* what *second wig snatched, revealing third wig* can you stop? *third wig snatched, revealing fourth wig* ok
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