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babe wake up taylor got her masters back

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think the merch site should spell "lmao" next

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"But undocumented immigrants are breaking the law."

I don't care. Not even a little.

Trump broke the law. His insurrectionists broke the law. And when they did, you insisted that breaking the law is patriotic and that our freedom fighters were all law breakers.

By the standards that you actively uphold, undocumented immigrants are patriots. So I will treat them like patriots.

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being 16 is truly terrifying. you could be sold to one direction at any time. watch out

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@octoberconstellation

this is immensely funny to me

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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the literal definition of "one of these things is not like the others"

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girl if u hated me just fucking say it

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BRO ITS NOT AI?????

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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

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"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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It’s Monday, April 14th.