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Easy, vod. They don't have a medic on standby to resuscitate them if you give them a heart attack.

Genuinely had to do a double take at the description I'm going to be real with you 😭

Also proof???

I mean what??? Who said that??? Who said that???

I mean… I’m just gonna share what the artists have so artistically captured…

courtesy of @jgvfhl and @cloned-eyes 😘

BUT, if you need to find out for yourself…

pats lap

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I like to call it l'esprit de Jesscalier.

I’m sad I missed the chance to post something about Hump Day, lol

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I don't know anything about a cannon, but this seems like a good time to resuscitate this comm.

TL;DR:

I must share a headcanon I’ve had for a long time that I just couldn’t hold onto any longer:

Hunter LOVES thick women.

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I'm so proud of you, ad'ika. I know it wasn't easy, but you did it anyway. I wish all my patients were as brave as you.

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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Good girl.

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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I knew you'd have it covered, vod. But just in case anyone is supposed to take their meds with food, please have a snack.

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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*points to username*

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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Generally speaking, I'd advise against it. Most medications aren't formulated for that particular administration route.

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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You're not thinking about disobeying orders, are you, mesh'la?

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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It does if you eat the ice.

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

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@one-big-cog-piece I think we bantered too close to the sun, vod'ika.

Just as a I’m sorry for the whole buttplug flower fiasco I bring other gifts think of it like a gift basket

🌹🪷🌷🌸🪷🌹🌷🌸🌺🌼💐🌻🌷🌹🪷🌸🌹

Some flowers again because they are pretty (like you)

🍎🍏🍓🫐🍎🍐🍊🍋🍊

Some fruits

🍪🍩🍬🍫🍫🧁🍰🍦🍡

Some sweets (I won’t tell Kix if you won’t)

🍺 ONE beer

Because I still want Kix to like me

🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻

And finally some of your favorite flowers 🫶🏻

🤨

this was delightful, despite having too much about Kix.

and I see what you did there. sneaky. that’s how they get you…

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A little bacta will clear the headache right up. I can't help with the pickup lines, though; I thought they were pretty cute, personally.

So... My friend said "Omg look, here comes the nicest (not to mention most attractive) medic in the GAR" and I said "Where!?"

And then when I saw you, I walked straight into a pole...

But here! I brought you some flowers! (Forgive my forwardness... I'm probably concussed) 😂

Thank you. They look delicious. Do you need a medic to treat your concussion?

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*cough* 🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻 *cough*

What was that about flower lovers, vod?

Just as a I’m sorry for the whole buttplug flower fiasco I bring other gifts think of it like a gift basket

🌹🪷🌷🌸🪷🌹🌷🌸🌺🌼💐🌻🌷🌹🪷🌸🌹

Some flowers again because they are pretty (like you)

🍎🍏🍓🫐🍎🍐🍊🍋🍊

Some fruits

🍪🍩🍬🍫🍫🧁🍰🍦🍡

Some sweets (I won’t tell Kix if you won’t)

🍺 ONE beer

Because I still want Kix to like me

🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻

And finally some of your favorite flowers 🫶🏻

🤨

this was delightful, despite having too much about Kix.

and I see what you did there. sneaky. that’s how they get you…

[i-outrank-everyone]

You're gonna get me in trouble with @one-big-cog-piece, mesh'la. And just when he said he kriffin' loved me. You trying to start a fight in the medbay?

Just as a I’m sorry for the whole buttplug flower fiasco I bring other gifts think of it like a gift basket

🌹🪷🌷🌸🪷🌹🌷🌸🌺🌼💐🌻🌷🌹🪷🌸🌹

Some flowers again because they are pretty (like you)

🍎🍏🍓🫐🍎🍐🍊🍋🍊

Some fruits

🍪🍩🍬🍫🍫🧁🍰🍦🍡

Some sweets (I won’t tell Kix if you won’t)

🍺 ONE beer

Because I still want Kix to like me

🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻

And finally some of your favorite flowers 🫶🏻

🤨

this was delightful, despite having too much about Kix.

and I see what you did there. sneaky. that’s how they get you…

[i-outrank-everyone]

So... My friend said "Omg look, here comes the nicest (not to mention most attractive) medic in the GAR" and I said "Where!?"

And then when I saw you, I walked straight into a pole...

But here! I brought you some flowers! (Forgive my forwardness... I'm probably concussed) 😂

Thank you. They look delicious. Do you need a medic to treat your concussion?

[i-outrank-everyone]

Orchids.

For no reason whatsoever 😏

Just as a I’m sorry for the whole buttplug flower fiasco I bring other gifts think of it like a gift basket

🌹🪷🌷🌸🪷🌹🌷🌸🌺🌼💐🌻🌷🌹🪷🌸🌹

Some flowers again because they are pretty (like you)

🍎🍏🍓🫐🍎🍐🍊🍋🍊

Some fruits

🍪🍩🍬🍫🍫🧁🍰🍦🍡

Some sweets (I won’t tell Kix if you won’t)

🍺 ONE beer

Because I still want Kix to like me

🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻🪻

And finally some of your favorite flowers 🫶🏻

🤨

this was delightful, despite having too much about Kix.

and I see what you did there. sneaky. that’s how they get you…