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I didn’t want to transcribe this one, so here it is in its original form.

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“She thinks of me as a cucumber she can be friends with“

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“Is this the first time we’ve been outnumbered by whites in a group that we like?” 

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“YOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S MY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!”

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“Is ‘Yo, eat my ass’ too informal for a follow up email?” 

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Ironically enough, making this statement is proof that those days had not yet ended...

“Such days when I was a smol cringe potato”

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"Let's blow this popsicle man."

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"I'm a closeted Scotsman."

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A query

"If Pharrel and his clone are standing apart from one another, are they Pharallel to each other?"

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"I'll suck your dick if you don't buy Crocs."

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You people never deserved my genius you ungrateful fucks I have gotten exactly one like from a bot, I am sad.

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"I shall be your sucrose father"

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"I'm not fucking the cat in the hat."

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An especially unhappy beaver assaulted my crouton cake

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“Ah yes, the colossal sized nuts, I recall."

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"Mom roasts are the best roasts"

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"How is Hamilton about diversity if only white people can afford the tickets?"