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Esdeath: Hey, Akame, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Akame: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Esdeath: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Akame: Can't really say I have.

Esdeath: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Akame: Sorry, Esdeath. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by two people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Esdeath, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Akame.

Akame: How did you do that without turning around?

Esdeath: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Akame: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Esdeath: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Akame:….

Esdeath: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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Tatsumi: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you just defended Esdeath's honor. Isn't she a pain in the ass?

Akame: Yes, she is. But for the next six weeks, she's MY pain in the ass.

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Akame: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Esdeath: I'm aware of that.

Akame: But then you and I had some time together.

Esdeath:*smirks* hmmm?

Akame, points at the collar around her neck: It did not get better.

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Mine: Okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods...

Tatsumi:…

Leone:…

Lubbock:…

Wave:…

Kurome:…

Mine: Where are Akame and Esdeath?

Leone, smirking: She dragged Akame away to break rules 1, 2 and 3.

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Esdeath: Sometimes I think you're not taking me seriously.

Akame: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?

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Lubbock: I can’t believe you’re actually into fashion. It’s so boring.

Tatsumi: Meh. I just like listening to Mine talk about it.

Esdeath, turning to Akame: ... And you couldn’t stand it when I told you about my hobbies.

Akame: Your hobbies aren’t boring. They’re just... How do I put this...?

Akame: Ethically wrong.

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Akame: Esdeath... 
Esdeath: Oh no, 'Esdeath' in b-flat. 
Esdeath: You're disappointed.

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Akame: Leone is going to get herself killed one of these days.

Tatsumi: I don’t think—

Leone: I’m going to jump from the highest point on the castle and see what happens, who wants to come?!

Esdeath: It’s shocking how natural selection hasn’t caught up with her yet.

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- Character : - Esdeath

- Anime : Akame ga Kill

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Esdeath: Guess what I'm about to get.

Akame: On my nerves?

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Random person: *flirts with a very confused and uncomfortable Akame*

Tatsumi: Tell me I’m not the only one who feels a sense of in-depending dread?

Mine:*watching Akame hide behind Tatsumi* I feel like it was a bad idea bring Akame with us

[from afar in a outside restaurant, the Jaegers sat on benches]

Wave:*glances nervously at his General and Kurome growing murderous aura* Kurome?

Kurome, munching on her cookies with a dark expression on her face: hmmm?

Run, not looking up from his book:*turns page* General, you’re being awfully quiet.

Esdeath, crosses her arms and legs with a very murderous smile on her face: No one plans murder out loud.

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Tatsumi: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Wave: They do.

Akame: Why did you say that so quickly?

Esdeath: And with so much certainty?

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Esdeath: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with your sister?

Kurome: YOU WHAT?!

Esdeath: Fuck, it wasn't that.

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Esdeath: I’ve learned some valuable lessons from this.

Akame: I’m guessing that they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you should have taken away.

Esdeath: Death isn’t real and I am a god.

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I have reread the Akame Ga Kill manga.

I want a anime reboot. Like the 2014 anime was okay but the manga is finished.

Make a reboot.