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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

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roommates don't like my new weapon

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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SINNERSSS 🧛‍♂️🥀🦇🧄🇮🇪

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i forgot to make a video beforehand last time and i’m not forgetting this time!!!! see yall may 22 for fun new stuff!!!!!

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this leucistic blue jay, photographed by sue kiesel, is almost pure white - in stark contrast to a typical specimen’s vivid blues. leucism is a genetic mutation that presents in a lack of pigmentation, but not a full loss as in the case of albinism.

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How to call your partner without actually calling him :D Based on that one apprentice tiktok.

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Oh my god

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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What else, what else... Earlier this week I decided to try to make Banana Bread! But somehow, in my memory, I imagined I had a loaf pan... Not so. But I did have a Skeleton baking pan-

Anyways! The skulls-

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Finally oh my god…. That was ridiculous….